michael

I'm just kidding guys

[michael @ychael_]

Everyone is insane except me

[michael @ychael_]

The devastating rug-pull of reading a tweet thinking it's about Fable the videogame and realizing it's about Fable the AI model

[michael @ychael_]

@FilmUpdates I hope this is good I'm so scared

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

First look at ‘BLADE RUNNER 2099’ starring Michelle Yeoh and Hunter Schafer.

Premiering later this year on Prime Video.

(Source: https://t.co/gGtLeH3f4x)

[michael @ychael_]

.@Canada do you have any job opportunities for Americans who don't like their country? Asking for myself

[michael @ychael_]

Can I fucking pay someone to get me a job or something? Why am I working customer service when I've had a STEM degree for 5 years

[michael @ychael_]

Is all chrome hearts stuff just plastered with an almost-iron-cross or am I missing something

[michael @ychael_]

I don't like when they reference something I like

[Department of War CTO @DoWCTO]

Games? Unlimited games?

...No games. 🇺🇸

[michael @ychael_]

@iceyxblues @snappeats @sadphalanges Ex bf drip fr

[michael @ychael_]

@snappeats @sadphalanges Oop

[michael @ychael_]

"don't buy an aura biometric smart ring" yeah you don't have to worry about me on that actually

[michael @ychael_]

@sadphalanges Oh yeah when the batteries swell your finger gets amputated in slow motion, it's awesome

[michael @ychael_]

@sadphalanges I guess it's like a fitbit for if you want to look stupid

[michael @ychael_]

Why does everyone want my wrath so bad

[༺❀ em ❀༻ @sadphalanges]

damn everything sucks so bad LOL

[michael @ychael_]

Stop calling him Bibi like he's you're little buddy. He's Hitler 2

[michael @ychael_]

My worst fear is that I learn to play to drums and I end up being one of the goofy looking ones instead of one of the cool looking ones

[michael @ychael_]

@sadphalanges Mark Ballas from dancing with the stars

[michael @ychael_]

New lookalike just dropped apparently

[michael @ychael_]

Which of my celebrity doppelgangers (according to women at the bank) is most accurate

[michael @ychael_]

"devs used ai" is unfortunately no longer a valid criticism unless you're talking about art assets. Every piece of software that has been made in the past few years relied on LLMs to be written

[michael @ychael_]

Breaking into the tech industry just to show them they're allowed to dress normal