silly goose time 🦆

Eating Mickey D’s like the Hamberican Idol I am.

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Not a gourd! Not a gourd! You’re the gourd!

@chrisdelia

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@CongratsLogCab @congratspod I haven’t listened to it yet! It’s like a Christmas present I have yet to open.

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@UncleBlazer Bad & Boujee (Unplugged)

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Hey Chris D’Elia.

Why are there billions and billions of Spider-Man movies?

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@DSdailylife @CongratsLogCab @chrisdelia Well done.

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@CongratsLogCab @PeterDreyer11 @chrisdelia When your joke is so clever, people totally miss it!

[li @snowliannee]

You're lackin stamina while you're divorcing Harrison Ford, and I'm in a Porsche in the FLOOR BOARDS @chrisdelia

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

He’s usin’ WAY too many napkins!!!

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@chrisdelia Stop everything you’re doing, a grown man needs you to say happy birthday to him.

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@chrisdelia I don’t know what is the issue with it. Works fine for me every time.

If it doesn’t, you going to weird places mang

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@chrisdelia The only Ab City I know about are those DOUBLE BLACK DIAMOND SKI MOGULS

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@UncleBlazer @BRANDONWARDELL *great gamers

**great American gamers

🤬

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@UncleBlazer @BRANDONWARDELL Gamers served in the Halo Wars and he mocks them. It’s really a shame.

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@HanksKerchiefs @ColinHanks That’s an excellently honest response! MF

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@anxiousgiant @ColinHanks @HanksKerchiefs I don’t know what’s real anymore.

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Pretty much what you would expect, except that the peppers are years old and they get sent to Latin America for some reason.

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.@chrisdelia

https://t.co/Pyl2c4nfNY

[Business Insider @BusinessInsider]

$200 million of Tabasco is sold every year

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@CongratsLogCab @chrisdelia A thanksgiving tale for babies:

Giant pile of mashed potatoes. Ate a big mouthful of it.

Didn’t make a DENT

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@whohahadotcom @ElizabethBanks Safe to say, she’s the best Pompeo