mach zayes

they say it don’t, but it really do

[mach zayes @yea_whateverman]

That fight was crazy

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@Bwoods25

[Baker Mayfield @bakermayfield]

New to the Nissan Heisman House but not afraid to claim my territory 😂 #HeismanHouse #ad

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That sweet spot when it’s 2 am and you remembered that you should have taken melatonin to fall asleep at a decent time but it’s too late to take it now cause you will sleep through your alarms #feeelsssgooooood

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The only reason I still follow sc is for the comments after they post something

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

HE SCALED THE WALL 😯(via coldcutz20/Instagram)

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I still don’t know what Simon cowell does or how he got famous

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My cat just scratched the f out of me. Who wants him?

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@JacobTheWatson We’ll fuck your wife!

[mach zayes @yea_whateverman]

F

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I don’t know why I got a $75 lyft. Is it because it was at peak hours or cause I was throwing up out the window

[mach zayes @yea_whateverman]

@royceyoung no no no no no no

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“Let’s have some fun today I tell ya what” *mixes up the gnarliest color I’ve ever laid eyes on* - Bob Ross

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@shillWhea @BAK_yn Lmao you right

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@_GoodJuJu Sounds pretty normal to me

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@JacobTheWatson That’s a classic

[mach zayes @yea_whateverman]

*steps on every june bug in sight*

[mach zayes @yea_whateverman]

@KBrowneye7 Just wait a week for those clay greens

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https://t.co/WmOXqF8SHp

[pimp Tiger Woods @tigerpimpwoods]

I’d have someone send my Green Jacket measurements to Augusta but they’ve made four of em for me so they know the deal. Out here baked as a chicken pot pie feeling myself, fuck it feels good to be back #GOATSZN