Josh Yeager

Rocket ship builder, pizza expert

[Josh Yeager @yeager332]

No one to blame but myself: the King of faults.

[Josh Yeager @yeager332]

I'm having a lot of trouble. I'm out for now.

[Josh Yeager @yeager332]

Being loved and resented simultaneously is an awful feeling. Its a terrible purgatory. I'd just like to know that I'm missed. #homesick

[Josh Yeager @yeager332]

Heaven is a place on earth with you. Tell me all the things you wanna do.

[Josh Yeager @yeager332]

Well Jesus Christ, I'm alone again. So what did you do those 3 days you were dead? Cause this problem's gonna last more than a weekend.

[Josh Yeager @yeager332]

Its hard to get into mischief when there is no mischief to be had. #Steubenville #Applebee's

[Josh Yeager @yeager332]

I'm muffled by circumstance....#grrrr

[Josh Yeager @yeager332]

I'm getting drunk tonight and probably making poor decisions. Because why not? #lonely #offtomorrow

[Josh Yeager @yeager332]

I'd give everything I owe if someone else could take my place.

Here's to hoping for some good news.

[Josh Yeager @yeager332]

I feel like I've driven everyone away...I'm sorry.

[Josh Yeager @yeager332]

Rapping "911 is a Joke" always makes me happy, especially since I be so white.

[Josh Yeager @yeager332]

I'm ashamed of myself.

[Josh Yeager @yeager332]

I let a sloth take a selfie on my phone in the amazon. Selfie in the comments. http://t.co/wOFhFtflx3

[Josh Yeager @yeager332]

Today, I literally can't even.

[Josh Yeager @yeager332]

Sad panda.

[Josh Yeager @yeager332]

Off for two days. Yay me!

[Josh Yeager @yeager332]

Every inch of my body just gave me the finger.

[Josh Yeager @yeager332]

Drunk laundry #nuffsaid

[Josh Yeager @yeager332]

I'm dressed like such a douche right now. I love it.

[Josh Yeager @yeager332]

Ready to put this evening to bed...