Callie Yeager

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

I have horrible taste in men, if I have ever liked you please work on yourself

[Jake List @JakeMatthewList]

no one:
absolutely no one:
me to myself: 🌽 IT’S CORN 🌽

[☆ Angelita ☆ @pyschodior]

Why drive when I can be a passenger princess

[sarah @heavenbrat]

men used to go to war now they want to be the little spoon

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“Hey do you want six hard boiled eggs in a row?”

No

“We’re mixing egg yolk, mayo, mustard and putting it back on top of the egg”

Midwesterners:

[𝕂𝕆𝕂𝕆 @kokorashell]

I’m so good at being tired and so bad at falling asleep

[dej.. @DejaM0net_]

dark humor is so funny to me but it’s not for everybody

[ً @artfuIchaos]

every time.

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

it’s kinda unfortunate that mostly all halloween activities for adults are about drinking, what if i wanna go trick or treating and get a lil candy too

[Soup @soupinthering]

i’m a full grown adult and i still have no idea which temperature i need to put my car at to make the foggy windshield go away

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

why does it take so much energy to maintain a convo now a days???? i used to be like 6 groupchats DEEP and now i gotta work extra hard mentally to type up a response to “wyd?”