sportsman tan™️

[Three Tech Pod 🎙 @ThreeTechPod]

If you can upgrade facilities in CFB27, my family won’t see me until Thanksgiving

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

This will be the worst movie ever and I’m gonna watch it 10-20 times a year

[Doitlooklykiwuzlefoffbadnboujee @Natur3boiB]

Lmfao ts hilarious cause men ain’t start it but we finishing it QUICK

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

“the villain could be hiding anywhere”

the villains lair:

[BronxBmbrz @BronxBmbrz]

Unbiased MLB fanbase tier list

[Mr.Padre19 @dnevin_david]

The national media:
“Every team can do what the Dodgers do”

Also, the national media:
“The Padres have to trade their best player they can’t keep up this payroll.”

Make it make sense🙄

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

The stock market is up so we don’t have to prosecute pedophiles is one of the worst political messages i have ever heard.

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Haters everywhere 😭

[David 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @discordspies]

I can't think of a more perfect controlled opposition opinion to have on the Epstein files than "my ire is now directed towards every random man I meet instead of the pedophile cabal of politicians and billionaires"

[joe @BurdenBurner]

I’m sick of this shit man cancel next season and let’s do a bracket style for the other 194 countries vs the USA. Show me Manoco vs Patrick Mahomes. Let me see if Saint Kitts can guard the Emerald City Route Artist. Fucking Barbados vs CMC. We’ll show you the world champs.

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

Watching people who do not understand this account experience it for the first time through this tweet has been a ride

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

The elites got exposed for eating kids and within a week they already have y'all fighting about football and Bad Bunny.

You know they're cackling.

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

Sometimes I love this site despite knowing better.

[Mike Matthews @muscleforlife]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you eat the same amount of food as someone on Ozempic, you will lose the same amount of weight as someone on Ozempic.

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

4 field goals broken up by AI commercials

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

Cris Collinsworth is about two plays from saying “fuck it. Drake Maye sucks.”

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

Drake Maye in the biggest game of his life

[Adolis Muse @AdolisMuse]

To: ██████ █████
From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]>
12. Dec. 2023, 10:00 AM

Had a great time last night Mr. Ohtani. Congrats on signing with the Dodgers

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Big Ten >>> SEC Truthers during this bowl season: