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The me is the theme. Writer of scripts and other things of unknown consequence

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I check Twitter less and less these days. What are we using it for now?

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@shomipatwary @HIMANSHU https://t.co/r8QpmCMRxh apparently this is the one

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This place got boring fast, huh

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Are there mandalorian barbers?

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@johnzaozirny Real efficient subtweet of the entirety of screenwriting twitter

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What’s interesting to me is that very few people wish marvel movies ill. Like people want them to be fun and interesting! So it feels like critics, casual viewers, and haters alike more just feel bad when they come up short

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@iamJeffTorres My guy. Yes. That fucking tabernacle

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Well I guess I’m normal

I am 19.1% Prep, 28.2% Nerd, placing me in the Normie category: https://t.co/4IisLkzn0M via @idr_labs

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Jenna Ortega needs to stop looking at me

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Dunks. Miyazaki. Military photography. Herpes. Boardwalk scams. The @nytimes is really appealing to my interests today

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@DaveHolmes Didn’t they receive a lifetime ban from St Louis? So like they were cancelled and in a more tangible way than just some “you can’t say that” sense?

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honest, marvel has succeeded because of lower expectations. Each success was met with indifference, and it was never consistently good, but it’s culmination in the Infinity stuff felt like alchemy. Of course it’ll fudge and fumble after that

Anyway, how’s everyone’s valentines?

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I’ve gone through a lot of changes as a person since middle school, but the one thing that’s stayed consistent is my appreciation for the hotness of Salma Hayek

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@d_haggar Would this technically be a sex toy?

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@LindseyKelk Where you at? Sounds my speed. I’ll meet you

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There are a lot of people now who I just accept have fucked up opinions without ever knowing what they sound like. Like, what does Andrew Tate even say?

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@LindseyKelk Guess the sun set on that British empire, too. But even though I said this as a pun, I think they were acquired by asos

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@LindseyKelk Topshop?

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We do fan casting for superhero movies ass backwards. Instead of naming a superhero and saying what actor should play them, we should have open convos about an actor and say which superhero they should play

For instance, super cast Jeremy Strong. I dare you

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Sequel to Drunk History: Oral History. Someone recites a history lesson or anecdote while another person goes down on them