My doctor saw the lower half of my face for the first time today and said my smile was so pretty :)
coincidentally she also saw my asshole for the first time today and it did not evoke the same response. It got me a referral for a specialist :/
The AT&T man asked if he could use my bathroom and I forgot that the water was turned off for repairs and he flushed the toilet and I heard him go “oh wait what the fuck?” And then he went to wash his hands and it was just a burst of air lmfao
For probably a year now I’ve had my alarm play I Can See Clearly Now by Johnny Nash instead of that siren shit and it rly changed my entire perception of mornings
Yesterday I went to the er and I’m just now realizing that I said no when they asked if I’ve been hospitalized in the last year... I forgot that I had a baby 10 months ago
Bailey is coming on my family vacation and she goes “okay I got my big jar of whole pickles, a couple of half frozen half thawed chicken breasts, and some strawberries, do I need anything else?”