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[kaia @onherleft]

this is what they did to me at work today

[Akcabz @akcabz_]

Teaching 2nd graders to secure Tinashe tickets

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

This kind of my favorite tweet ever

[river moon @kissmeriver]

so did twigs just pause her rollout? that yachty song was sooo good i need moreeee

[…boo @pullmypiercing]

People born on feb 9th

[charlie @gonegirlfriend]

high as fuck and my uber driver just said “winter is coming” out of nowhere after being silent for the entire drive

[shapeshifter @ELLAYELICHSTAN]

bringing lube and poppers to the movie theater

[yasmin ❀ @wishfortragedy]

LESBIANS 4 CHAPPELLIVIA

[IGGY AZALEA @IGGYAZALEA]

I’ve been tiptoeing in these louboutins for too long.. it’s time to walk.

[hendrix @ukedulac]

this is how everyone is describing that kelela concert

[jules @bjorkbeatmeup]

Kelela nyc attendees tn:

- Electrolit and granola bar 1 hr before entry REQUIRED
- Deodorant WITH aluminum only
- NO first time anything (weed, baggies, etc)
- Sing ONLY if you were in choir at one point in your life at a maximum of 40-50db
- Dpmo.

[james @jms_tny]

Grimes can do whatever she wants

[Lain @Lainbow_Dash]

they told me goat milks healthier so i started jerking off into my mouth

[MeidasClips @MeidasClips]

Robert De Niro: "In the entire New Testament, there are just under a thousand mentions of Jesus. In the first half of the Epstein files, there are 38,000 mentions of Trump, his family, and private club. 38,000. What is he hiding?"

[Evelyn ᗢ @13thdoors]

Yall sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me uncle pussy

[kenZhe the tattoo artist @zvvzhe]

babies chopping it up in daycare

[chanty beluga updates @birdlisp13]

Lana Del Rey when you ask her the name of her next song:

[BAE YEONSAE (배 연새) ꕤ @aegyeonce]

me looking at the three points of a triangle

[☺️ @pinkjailcell]

THE FIRST ALBUM WAS A PRANK TO LURE OUT TAYLOR 😩😩😩 WE'RE READY MAMA