Petty Spaghetti, PhD.

I love that the majority of maga responders think I’m a man. it’s truly a compliment coming from them

[Petty Spaghetti, PhD. @yeah_obviously2]

@reggie_lee1 I knew Jasmine was a loser when she started her clap back collection merch website. Girl this is congress not bravo.

[Petty Spaghetti, PhD. @yeah_obviously2]

@1776butcher @sarrah_bellus Clearly doesn’t have enough money to fix that weird ass body tho

[Petty Spaghetti, PhD. @yeah_obviously2]

@Charles1383564 @BillDno @Indian_Bronson @JonLemire Of course he hasn’t lmao you can’t burden these people with facts and logic

[Gabrielle Renee Seunagal 🇪🇺 @gabseunagal]

The seven rapists from Cornell University should have their lives so thoroughly and permanently ruined that they never know peace, redemption, or any sort of satisfaction. The rape is irredeemable, so is the group chat, so is Cornell for giving them "essays" as faux punishment

[Mrs. Butters 🥧 @MrsButters]

The Cornell 7:

Matthew Ingalls
Johnathan Newell
Winston Lee
Gillio Lopes
Diego Sarabia
Scott Norris
Scott Kretzschmar

All 7 Chi Phi members are named as defendants in a civil lawsuit alleging they drugged a Cornell student with ketamine and sexually assaulted her for HOURS in 2024. The suit says a message advertising “free p***y” was sent to the frat group chat while she was incapacitated.

And "men" showed up to take him up on his offer.

And Cornell’s response? The lawsuit alleges some were given the opportunity to MITIGATE THEIR CONDUCT BY WRITING ESSAYS.

She left Cornell. 5 of them were ALLOWED TO CONTINUE THEIR EDUCATION AT CORNELL.

Remember their names and faces.

[Johnny AGI @JohnnyAGI]

Can I say something without people getting mad?

No? OK cool so I'll say it

I'm just not on board with AOC as President. Honestly, not at all.

Too young, too new, I just don't see it

And I also think it's a guaranteed Democratic loss.

I mean no harm, I'm just expressing me.

[Petty Spaghetti, PhD. @yeah_obviously2]

@HudsonIsOnline Magas are never beating the dumb allegations lmao

[Petty Spaghetti, PhD. @yeah_obviously2]

@eunoiakeeflyric @simphiweyinkoc_ The guy said “his child” so it’s telling that the option of caring for the child himself never even crossed his mind

[Petty Spaghetti, PhD. @yeah_obviously2]

@LucifersTweetz Aside from the psychopathy of it all, I’ll never understand why ppl brag about killing an animal with a weapon that was designed to do just that. Like fight it with your bare hands like a real man or stfu

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

Medications that cause unconsciousness or memory loss should be required to include dye that changes the color of your pee. It may not help you before or during, but at least you’d know afterward.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

So @ScottJenningsKY, what'd you two talk about for 20 minutes?

[Petty Spaghetti, PhD. @yeah_obviously2]

@StorySorcery Bro’s so evil even hell keeps postponing his arrival

[Petty Spaghetti, PhD. @yeah_obviously2]

@Skything1999 @StillADog @TheDemocrats Yeah it’s not like Dementia Don posts fake photos and AI photos of himself every single night.

[Variety @Variety]

Celine Dion belts out “My Heart Will Go On” as she returns to the stage for her first concert in 6 years

[Upstate NY Bob @UpstateNYBob5]

@atrupar

[Joey Jay (is back to being) gay ✨ @joeyjayisgay]

There’s not going to be a $5000 check, you stupid SLUT

[Petty Spaghetti, PhD. @yeah_obviously2]

@nicole07133 They’re all dressed like they’re going to a rich kids sweet sixteen lmao

[Petty Spaghetti, PhD. @yeah_obviously2]

@jeremiahjw @A24 Right like why are they sitting so close?

[Petty Spaghetti, PhD. @yeah_obviously2]

@Dumfukdetector If conservative women don’t think women should be able to vote, they should stop talking about it and start being about it. Stay home on Election Day yall! The laundry isn’t gonna fold itself !

[Petty Spaghetti, PhD. @yeah_obviously2]

@FmrRepMTG Idk but I don’t think the way to fight Trump is to quit and allow him to fill your spot with a sycophant. It seems like that only loosens the constraints, no?