Tristan Brookes

Snowboarding, surfing and popular science are some of my passions.

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Register for free after-hours skill-building workshops, tidy your planning journal each night, take light morning jogs and believe slow unglamorous labor creates permanent life transformation.

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@Allie2026 @fesshole Not necessarily true. Chemistry is lust. Can take a couple of dates.

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@Verityy1x Looks a bit ai in my humble opinion.

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@WorkElizab See ya!

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@fesshole Miss opportunity, she wanted you to cover her in chocolate and then lick it off. Mate..

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@fesshole This is actually a weird kink, she actually will meet you again on tinder, and remarry you. All is not lost.

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@anon_opin I don’t know, being able go like a rabbit in your late 40s might save a few marriages.

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@anon_opin Not garlicky Chinese or Indian ones?

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@anon_opin Nah, they were just cashing in on a different boom. It slowed down the era of tribalism too. It probably helped influence cypress hill, rage, onyx too. Definitely a positive.

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@fesshole Where’s the spice.. I’ll update it for yon to fit into fess hold standard- “I once sent a text to a work colleague at 10pm by accident , now we are having an affair.”

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@NizMhani @ChiefPieEater Perfect come back

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@BGatesIsaPyscho People sitting in the park.. the sequel to.. people standing in the street. You have some serious issues if this is what’s scaring you right now. lol

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@fesshole Apart from the ones that input- don’t make it look like ai

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@fesshole Just phone up the science museum?

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@fesshole Congrats on the inevitable divorce.

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@Andy13797817 @fesshole No that’s pie hole

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@MrDerekVader @fesshole Some gatekeeping is good

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@fesshole Not the best pitch for a movie.

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@eastybabes @fesshole You win.

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@fesshole I’m more concerned about how poorly written this confession is.