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Mood: those cheese sandwiches at fyre fest

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Just saw a man (my) in his scrubs. Sir I am going to need you to get a nursing degree stat.

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Father John Quik-Crete

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hydroflask this, stanley cup that. i need an upside down water bottle i can screw to the side of my bed and drink from at 3 am like a gerbil

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Foot blisters = good wedding

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Flex: making my boyfriend watch Dune because of Timmy C

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I think my account is hacked but I couldn’t agree more

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Why do I look sexy in a renaissance costume

[MLC GT @SUMMERTIMEINHEL]

maybe my favorite tour, still punk enough to feel like we were in control of our destiny, have a lot of eternal friendships from this time, miss the people who were there we don’t have anymore. i knew then alex and his band would shift the paradigm, kids living their dreams out.

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There are people on this earth who had gta as their first driving experience.

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About sports (?)

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At a bar and I’m pretty sure 2 grown men are about to brawl over a tv broadcast (?)

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“Are you tweeting about me” yes honey

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Harrison just said “chuckle fuck” and in that moment realized I had completely forgotten that was a word

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Harrison convinced me to wear my matching sweatsuit to the bar bc “it’s in seaside”

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There’s a criminal minds episode that takes place in beachwood NJ and I’m watching it now and I’m freaking out

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Not the mf sternal rub

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Not me ripping though emails so fast I send a message to the all company “debit/credit group” instead of just “Debi”

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You ever just need a flow chart