John Merlo-Coyne

Freelance journalist. Disgraced former Communications Director of the Clinton Campaign. Sleeping on steam grates. Hungry.

[John Merlo-Coyne @yeahigotfired]

*for Hillary*
#GoHil
#TheviewsexpressedinthistweetareinnowayrepresentativeoftheviewsoftheClintonCampaign
#CAPPOTUS https://t.co/WQMoCDghmQ

[Hillary Clinton @CAPHillary2015]

Thank you for a great campaign so far! Exercise your right to vote! #CAPPOTUS #CAPHillary

[John Merlo-Coyne @yeahigotfired]

"I have apologized" doesn't make up for the fact that you said it.

#CAPPOTUS
@RandPaulRKY

[John Merlo-Coyne @yeahigotfired]

@TrickyRickyCAP
"I never said anything outright racist."

...Great.
#CAPPOTUS

[John Merlo-Coyne @yeahigotfired]

@john_BAEner Also most poorly covered.

#Weneedmorecameras
#CAPPOTUS

[John Merlo-Coyne @yeahigotfired]

@notafascist @indiepotus

"............." - Audience

#CAPPOTUS #Fellflat

[John Merlo-Coyne @yeahigotfired]

@GrumpCracker @capMarcoRubio Me too.

[John Merlo-Coyne @yeahigotfired]

Is @jebkush2k16 Bernie's VP or his security guard.
#Postinup
#CAPPOTUS
#Nicetie

[John Merlo-Coyne @yeahigotfired]

Why would you want it off the record that I called you an idiot?
#Notgonnawork
#CAPPOTUS https://t.co/yhkDnqMTuP

[Jebbie Bush @jebkush2k16]

@yeahigotfired when did I say it was mind @indiepotus that called me an idiot? You've certainly said such about me yourself

[John Merlo-Coyne @yeahigotfired]

From @jebkush2k16, on @indiepotus:
"He called me an idiot. Off the record."

#CAPPOTUS #Toolate

[John Merlo-Coyne @yeahigotfired]

I was asked to post this by two anonymous sources, who might want to consider sensitivity training.

[John Merlo-Coyne @yeahigotfired]

Is no one safe?

#CAPPOTUS
#Snoopify https://t.co/X9HT1cWBif

[John Merlo-Coyne @yeahigotfired]

Disgraceful.
#CAPPOTUS https://t.co/f6ffMeRqMQ

[Alison Russell @MsRussellSays]

#CAPPOTUS- scandals on scandals! https://t.co/dkltGTS7C2

[John Merlo-Coyne @yeahigotfired]

Rubio and Paul don't agree at all on the NSA.
What else do they disagree on?
http://t.co/OzU1Brtm2S
#CAPPOTUS #AnotherBernieandJeb?

[John Merlo-Coyne @yeahigotfired]

@RandPaulRKY
http://t.co/5tGWHlRjkC
Here ya go.
#CAPPOTUS #Maybeitsanaccentthing?

[John Merlo-Coyne @yeahigotfired]

I might not agree with all of @capMarcoRubio 's policy stances
but
BARRRRSSSSS!!!!!!
#CAPPOTUS #Lilmarco

[John Merlo-Coyne @yeahigotfired]

This is disgusting. How could we tolerate a drug user in the white house?

#CAPPOTUS
#Exceptfor #Obeezy https://t.co/PxOt1qLTB6

[John Merlo-Coyne @yeahigotfired]

@CAPKGillibrand interesting how quickly your stance on the TPP has changed.
http://t.co/olKFTVJWGp
#CAPPOTUS #Researchyourownpolicystances

[John Merlo-Coyne @yeahigotfired]

Did you just say that you were going to try to eradicate speech you don't like?
http://t.co/GrPIeOa9BX
#CAPPOTUS
https://t.co/Ssy7W4Yx6H

[John Merlo-Coyne @yeahigotfired]

@jebkush2k16 @indiepotus
This is the most extreme example of balancing the ticket I've ever seen.
#CAPPOTUS #Thisisnothowitworksinreallife

[John Merlo-Coyne @yeahigotfired]

@Any1_ButHillary I'd make a #AnyonebutRubio campaign but:
A. He's not that bad and
B. I don't @indiepotus either.
#CAPPOTUS