janet

code monkey | she/her

[janet @yeahjanet]

@stardewlegend i guess https://t.co/HBuDYBRHqd didn’t end up working out for spencer :’((

[janet @yeahjanet]

mans said asteroid whenever referring to asterisks in an interview i was conducting...instant hire

[janet @yeahjanet]

@hondacrvthe3rd i have that hat 😭

[janet @yeahjanet]

there’s something magical about hanging with canadians and hearing them say washroom and eh

[janet @yeahjanet]

also our foreign parents were onto something w cutting fruit

[janet @yeahjanet]

phone calls as a love language :))

[janet @yeahjanet]

why doesn't spotify have an explicit content only mode...censored versions never hit for me........

[Director @tayallard]

pick your friends up from the airport, help them move, help them with their problems, cook for them, watch their pets when they aren’t, get them medicine when they’re sick, talk to them, sit with them, hold them. love your friends while you can and do it loudly.

[bao 🗝️ @cozybao]

To be loved is to be changed / I am a mosaic of everyone I've ever loved, even for a heartbeat

[janet @yeahjanet]

nothing beats the feeling of going home and washing your hands 😌😌

[janet @yeahjanet]

@seldo bereal

[janet @yeahjanet]

felt so much relief bc i thought they were super cool so i was tryna be funny 😌

[janet @yeahjanet]

bro i literally called someone a meat blanket today and they actually had a good hoot about it LMAOO 😭😭

[janet @yeahjanet]

i really sent a picture of my breakfast to the family gc, only for my mom to have the audacity to laugh react to it😭😭😭😭

[janet @yeahjanet]

damn it really feels like i’m living in a big, beautiful dream

[janet @yeahjanet]

https://t.co/pVonaUa8bb

[janet @yeahjanet]

til steve aoki would use ungodly strength to accurately launch cakes at the faces of audience members. everyone needs to learn about this. share the good news. thx

[janet @yeahjanet]

kinda sucks, needing to scroll further and further on sign ups to get to my birth year as i get older and older

[janet @yeahjanet]

@kevindotlee they’re probs gonna get sold and shipped overseas😩 same thing happened to my buddy many months ago and he checks on them time to time for fun LOL

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

More free tests from https://t.co/DXia3zCheI! Just placed my order — apparently they’re sending 8 this time