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[yesindeedlemurssir @yeahlemurs]

Check out my broadcast from my PlayStation 4! #PS4live (Fortnite) live at https://t.co/S6PcwNYHxZ

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

David...what’s it like to be vastly less beloved on Twitter than “a game show contestant from 2004” https://t.co/dlhoQ5rmke

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

R.I.P.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

When you’re a white adult & committed the worst massacre in American history vs. when you’re a black child and did nothing wrong.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Classy move by the NFL & Bears 2 promote the prefect spokesperson & start breast cancer awarness month off w/a bang

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

conservatives like endless war as it gives them thousands of maimed 19 year olds to compare protestors to. libs like it for pervert reasons

[Bryan Barbara @bryanmbarbara]

Celebrating TBL championship like

[yesindeedlemurssir @yeahlemurs]

Just thinking 'bout football stuff.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Buddy the only way I could Respect the flag anymore ,is if it was made of #women

[SEO Speedwagon @woodmuffin]

the Steelers are gonna somehow fuck up the concept of "America respecting" again next Sunday when James Harrison bench presses the troops

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

2 Pop Song 89
3 Orange Crush
4 What's the Frequency Kenneth
5 It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
6 Radio Free Europe https://t.co/YA79LjtgVO

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

Republicans in Congress hate Colin Kaepernick b/c they can’t understand someone who’s willing to lose his job over something he believes in

[French Canadian Montana @PeezyTX]

If you think political correctness is stopping you from getting laughs just wait til you find out that you're not funny

[The Ringer @ringer]

CARMELO OUT.

[The Mountain Goats @mountain_goats]

this is the most beautiful thing https://t.co/FtY71LpgrC

[Travis McElroy (Self Parody) @travismcelroy]

World, please keep making kick ass movies starring kick ass women doing kick ass things so my kick ass daughter can grow up watching them.

[Zach Lowe @ZachLowe_NBA]

The most hilarious possible outcome is J.R. and Shumpert ending up back with the Knicks. https://t.co/8P9xHYyLlV

[Jessica Kantrowitz 🍁🍂 @jfkantrowitz]

Retweet if you want other people's families to have health insurance. https://t.co/3jem6LOOjp

[SBU English @EGLStonyBrook]

Look at all these new majors and minors at our orientation! #humanitiesstrong