Sometimes I think about the time an early hominid found a rock in a stream that looked like a little face and carried it >20 miles home to his cave with him and I start crying
"I'm mad at Putin and made it halfway to Moscow in one day"
"Never mind guys I just cut a deal with the dictator whose opponents all coincidentally fall out of windows. I'm sure nothing bad will ever happen to me"
Dumbest mfer ever
Prigozhin’s insurrection was probably the last time I felt anything close to wonder or excitement reading the news. Like a final heartbreak, its anti-climatic resolution permanently soured me
The fact opening a little shop is prohibitively expensive in the United States is an abject policy failure. In Japan, there are thousands of amazing, highly rated four seat restaurants, tailors, quirky little stationary stores etc.
Our zoning is killing joy and dreams.
Dear writers, we need your imagination, your narrative creativity and your lively thinking. We need these to create spaces of freedom and authenticity, within which divine grace can make the promise of consolation and peace resound. https://t.co/FEmCrdQ392
A worker making $50,000 a year contributes to Social Security on 100% of their income.
A CEO making $20 million a year contributes to Social Security on less than 1% of their income.
Instead of raising the retirement age, we should scrap the Social Security tax cap.
I’ve been saying this for ages — the difference between Keir Starmer and Mark Carney is simple.
Carney just has the juice, that aura, he has that dawg in him.
Starmer just don’t got it. Never had it. No rizz. 🤷♂️
This explains why Starmer is gone and Carney’s still at the top
Keir Starmer with an 85 seat majority: my own party backstabbed me and the majority of my country fucking hates me. I must humiliatingly resign in front of everyone
Mark Carney with a 2 seat majority:
The most resounding lesson from the post-Mamdani heater that DSA is currently riding is that knocking on doors still really, really good for getting you elected.
Congress passed a bipartisan bill to make it easier to own a home.
The President is refusing to sign it.
Donald Trump doesn’t care about lowering costs for you.
Nah bro, fuck this shit.
This housing bill is one of the most ACTUALLY effective (non performative) pieces of legislation that will directly affect real cost-of-living for the majority of Americans in a LONG time.
Fuck. This. Shit.