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[kanav @kanavtwt]

Day 1 of vibecoding

[john @0bungler]

Pauline Hanson: [quivering voice rising higher every word, urine running down leg] we will introduce more rabbits to the mainland (unintelligible gibberish) Ch...ch...inese (more gibberish) hang all journalists

The media: brilliant Pauline Hanson delivers masterclass

[The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome @TheMossadIL]

Highest...ever?

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

Sensational

[Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate]

Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.

[Benry @BenryintheBooth]

Journo: “Ms Hanson how would you approach the issue of public housing reform?”

Pauline: (violently shaking and sweating) “Ah - No - That - Ynorr - Stoppit - There’s too many Muslims on SBS”

Karl Stefanovic: “They’re calling it the greatest national press club of all time.”

[SD @yeahnahSD]

@ProfJoannaHowe you havent rolled back anything you clown 😂

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

- Osama Bin Laden in 2001

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[Ronan Murphy @swearimnotpaul]

Bad enough to leave him out, but to cut him like a fish and then electrocute him too

[morally grey @knowncougar]

literally how can it get bleaker than this

[𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷 @Baltlol]

if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

[SD @yeahnahSD]

@Sammy__Edmund @DanielCherny *jumper blend. You want them to clash, not blend

[The Square Ball @TheSquareBall]

But for who, Chris Kamara?

[Unworthy Hand @kisstheblade_]

The french are a tolerant, broad-minded people, but they will not forgive a president for the crime of not fucking his mistress.

[jeremy poxon @JeremyPoxon]

you're laughing? investors are bravely enduring the horrors of earning slightly less from doing nothing, and you're laughing?

[Elijah Cone @ElijahCone]

Bluey is OUT and Peppa Pig is IN at my house. As a father, I don’t want to be compared to Bandit (imaginative, ideal millennial dad). I am much more comfortable with the pace being set by Daddy Pig (slob, Brexit-coded chud).

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

Hanging out w/ 2 year old niece, holding her up with one hand while watering plants with a watering can with my other hand, “and shall we water this one? And this one?”, 3 year old nephew comes up behind me and shouts “I am knuckles” and starts repeatedly punching me in the spine