Ashłey

Don’t judge me cause it ain’t nobody’s life, but mine. 😎✌🏻

[Ashłey @yeahsoainokea]

You lose your voice from trying to sing All the Small Things and Friends In Low Places to the bench.

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

You know you're a Dallas Stars fan when ___________

[Ashłey @yeahsoainokea]

@LafleurHater @mcecile_ Jake Oettinger, I think.

[Ashłey @yeahsoainokea]

@lcfcGabe I dislike how invested you are…

[Ashłey @yeahsoainokea]

@trev10_ @DallasStars @ModeloUSA Awww. I misses him. Denis that is. 🙈

[Ashłey @yeahsoainokea]

@cowsofmalice Looks to me more like Mattias was on the throwing end and not the receiving. But, that’s neither here nor there.

[Ray-Ban @ray_ban]

RT if you just want to be by the pool with your Ray-Ban on.

[Ashłey @yeahsoainokea]

If anyone was wondering @HobbyLobby has Christmas decorations already and no, I’m not joking. 😅

[Ashłey @yeahsoainokea]

@noodlescompany @Fazolis @jackstackbbq So, how do we make it happen? Who do I have to write to? JackStack, I’ll pretend you joined the conversation.

[Ashłey @yeahsoainokea]

Anyone else think the Dallas area should have a @Fazolis and/or @noodlescompany? Just me? Cool. @jackstackbbq, I’ll throw you out there too. 😅

[Ashłey @yeahsoainokea]

The other thing we’ve learned, unless you have me like Camille has Johnny, I don’t want it.

[Ashłey @yeahsoainokea]

I was a witness to an accident yesterday because it happened right in front of me and then, no matter how many times I tried to count sheep, the whole thing just kept playing over and over in my head. 😔

[Ashłey @yeahsoainokea]

You’re taking shots at me like it’s patron and I’m like damn, it’s 7 AM.

[Ashłey @yeahsoainokea]

If I ever go missing, check traffic.

[Ashłey @yeahsoainokea]

“Every guy is an fboy until he proves himself.” <— my new favorite quote

[Ashłey @yeahsoainokea]

“Don’t forget you have that coffee thing from Bahama Buck’s…”
“And the two drinks from 54th street and the drink I had yesterday and the caramel macchiato I bought myself.”
“I don’t understand why you need so many drinks.”

…because of the cup holder in my car. 😅

[Ashłey @yeahsoainokea]

No idea what happened by Willow Bend, but it’s lit up with emergency vehicles. @DFWscanner

[Ashłey @yeahsoainokea]

If you live in Dallas and don’t own a toll tag, I’m judging you, hard and you’re definitely not for me.

[Ashłey @yeahsoainokea]

@oncor @ERCOT_ISO What about those of us who have been without power since 2 AM? 12 hours later... maybe a when it’ll be fixed? That would be more helpful.

[Ashłey @yeahsoainokea]

@CBSDFW Could you define controlled? Been without power since 2AM and nothing from @oncor.

[Ashłey @yeahsoainokea]

@oncor And some how you managed to avoid answering when power would be restored... 7+ hours is considered “significantly extended?” That’s news to me. Just chilling... literally. 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶