Heather Cooper

[Heather Cooper @yeahyea]

@JeremyVineOn5 No

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'maw-worm' (19th century): one who insists that they have done nothing wrong, despite evidence to the contrary.

[Jake Humphrey @mrjakehumphrey]

RT if you think this is #Norfolk, favourite for somewhere hot, foreign and glamorous...😎

#nofilter

[Olivia @oliiolive]

https://t.co/S90r9alox3 Huge fire in Bracknell lights up night sky https://t.co/g8Q5IwKx41 JennaHarnett

[Heather Cooper @yeahyea]

@NorwichCityFC @AvivaUK

[Heather Cooper @yeahyea]

#alexshotnan

[Heather Cooper @yeahyea]

@ReevesOliver daruchini all the way!

[Heather Cooper @yeahyea]

@no1cromer Good luck. Looking forward to trying your fish and chips carnival week

[Heather Cooper @yeahyea]

@AscotInsider Coming to watch casablanca Tonight. Are we allowed to bring our own alcohol in our picnic?

[Chris Evans @achrisevans]

RT @HylandIan: You have to hope Fergie's retirement gift is a gold watch. With 6 extra minutes on it.

[Heather Cooper @yeahyea]

United are sure to win #DerbyDay! Show your support and help #VirginMedia light up Manchester town hall at http://t.co/MSdb4paLWT #VMred

[Heather Cooper @yeahyea]

@doritosuk need you tonight inxs

[Chris Evans @achrisevans]

RT @ParkyTiggs: @achrisevans Newsflash....Vettel rushed to hospital with large champagne bottle inserted. . .

[Ken Barlow @I_am_KenBarlow]

DNA tests after the Southampton game reveal that some Manchester City players contain 100% donkey.

[Dawn Coxwell Writer @DawnECoxwell]

Top Tip: Avoid wearing a onesie. You may not be able to get it off in time to do a twosie.

[Heather Cooper @yeahyea]

@ReevesOliver @Jakabibble I agree #TwoDaysLate