Sam Wilson

Captain America, news editor (she/her)

[Sam Wilson @yeahyeahsam]

Roses are red
Violets are stupendous

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Henceforth, this date shall forever be known as Flaming Moe's Day.

-Sir, this is already Veteran's Day.

-It can be two things.

[vale 🌙 @villaneles]

i love evil Hannah Einbinder and Jean Smart

[Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson]

here’s where i’m at: just saw a rat crawling on the subway tracks and thought “see, life carries on”

[Darryl, Socrates Friend @HoodCertified]

Good day to log out and unplug. I’m not gonna do it, but it’s a good day for it.

[Jon Savitt @savittj]

you should be able to send steve kornacki sponsor gifts like in the hunger games

[Sam Wilson @yeahyeahsam]

Walked past a small child asking his parents why a dog couldn’t run for president. HEAR HIM OUT

[Mr. Fuck @Slammy_P]

they should make a combination voting booth and coca cola freestyle machine

[Sam Wilson @yeahyeahsam]

I have a nosebleed, that’s probably good right?

[Patrick Sullivan @PatchNavillus]

Jamie has new polls he’s building upon—and I’m still herding

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

coworker lookalike contest in my Antarctic research base

[John Gallagher, Jr. @JohnGallagherJr]

10/25) IT FOLLOWS. It sure does!

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

If you like ghosts, you should check out ghouls and goblins

[bazarbartiano @svohen]

This is a black day for baseball 🥨

[we are frighteningly well resourced @poisonjr]

if Kenan and Kel decide that they both are satisfied

[Sam Wilson @yeahyeahsam]

My husband is five episodes into the X-Files and wanted to know when they kiss…oh, buddy.

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

i think it would be fascinating to see one of hollywood’s a-list leading men take on the role of a batman’s nemesis the joker. imagine seeing the clown prince of crime on the silver screen!

[dud chumpylips @amfmpm]

[high school reunion]
aaanyways it turns out i've always been the hotel's caretaker, but what's new with you?

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

sissy spacek being in the second greatest movie of all time (carrie) and the greatest movie of all time (hot rod)