I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.
Four Supreme Court justices have argued that Donald Trump can change the Constitution with an executive action, BUT JOE BIDEN CAN’T FORGIVE YOUR STUDENT LOAN DEBT.
It’s rigged. Burn it all down.
So i bought a storage unit lot at auction like those TV shows. Paid $200. Inside was just boxes and boxes of ceramic frogs. Like 300 ceramic frogs. Different sizes. All frogs. I was going to throw them out but posted them on Facebook Marketplace as a joke: "300 frogs, free, take all or none." A woman messaged me in ALL CAPS immediately. Drove three hours to pick them up. Started CRYING when she saw them. Turns out these were her late mother's collection that her brother sold without telling her. She'd been searching for two years. Gave me $2,000 cash on the spot. Then her brother found out and threatened to sue me. The woman is counter-suing him. I might have to testify in frog court.