Taylor Aryn

mmmmm dinner.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

THERE ISNT A SINGLE STATE WHERE OVERTURNING ROE V WADE HAS MORE THAN 30% SUPPORT.

[Davey D @mrdaveyd]

I gotta be honest the worst looting I've ever seen take place happened a few weeks ago when corporations collected over 500 billion dollars in stimulus money while everyone else was left with a $1200 dollar check and having to decide if they pay for food or rent..

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

NYPD officers just drove an SUV into a crowd of human beings. They could‘ve killed them, &we don’t know how many they injured.

NO ONE gets to slam an SUV through a crowd of human beings.

@NYCMayor these officers need to be brought to justice, not dismissed w/“internal reviews.”

[Taylor Aryn @yeaitsmetaylaaD]

Does Thrift Shop by Macklemore count as a fresh track still? #stillslaps

[Taylor Aryn @yeaitsmetaylaaD]

Every night I tag my sister in 600 memes. Does that make me annoying or the worlds best sister?

[Taylor Aryn @yeaitsmetaylaaD]

Feeling 9,000 years old.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

*Fergalicious comes on radio*

daughter, 12: I like this song, who sings it?

me: Fergie!

daughter: Who's Fergie?

me: She used to be with the Black-Eyed Peas.

son, 10: Dad we don't know your old man bands! We don't know Black-Eyed Peas or Moldy Corn!

me: Moldy Corn?

[Taylor Aryn @yeaitsmetaylaaD]

Coffee and chocolate covered macadamia nuts is where it’s at y’all.

[Taylor Aryn @yeaitsmetaylaaD]

“Sorry sir we are out of Bud Light”

It’s 7 am?
the airport is a wild place.

[Taylor Aryn @yeaitsmetaylaaD]

The only date I have today is with my therapist. #ValentineVibes

[Taylor Aryn @yeaitsmetaylaaD]

Openly gagging at the eye doctor while I try on different frames. #help

[Taylor Aryn @yeaitsmetaylaaD]

Watching movies I loved as a teenager and cringing HARD. #redridinghood #theinvisible

[Taylor Aryn @yeaitsmetaylaaD]

Just watched Midsommar and now I’m terrified. #help

[Taylor Aryn @yeaitsmetaylaaD]

@RileyJaneDarlin

[Taylor Aryn @yeaitsmetaylaaD]

You can see my ass crack or my whale tail. Pick your poison. #shitmysistersays

[Taylor Aryn @yeaitsmetaylaaD]

Portland can’t come soon enough. #takemeaway

[destiney bleu @destineybleu]

TBH, Paul Rudd in “Clueless” is what made nerdy white guys my type.

[Taylor Aryn @yeaitsmetaylaaD]

So I’m supposed to believe Nick Jonas is a nerd who can’t get laid in this movie? Uhm I volunteer.

[Taylor Aryn @yeaitsmetaylaaD]

The amount of time I sit in a dressing room going back and forth on purchases is crippling.

[Taylor Aryn @yeaitsmetaylaaD]

Came home from the bar at midnight set two different antacids on my nightstand and strapped on my CPAP. Am I officially old? #help

[Taylor Aryn @yeaitsmetaylaaD]

No I did not just leave my boyfriend’s bed to reheat pizza at 2 AM.