Jack

Mets fan; wants more sci-fi movies to look like Denis Villeneuve's Dune Part Two

[Jack @YeaMcKess]

Me on #NBADraft night, thinking about how Phil Jackson’s first move as an executive was to sign Lamar Odom (who was on crack)

[Jon “Stugotz” Weiner @stugotz790]

Bad idea. Last time a Castle was in the Garden, his team collapsed in the 4th quarter.

[Jack @YeaMcKess]

#ThankYouChamp

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Free agent center Mitchell Robinson has agreed to a three-year, $47.4 million deal to sign with the Boston Celtics, with a player option in third season, sources tell ESPN. Robinson departs the Knicks after serving a key role on the historic championship team.

[Jack @YeaMcKess]

What if when Cardi B said “hoes speakin capanese, hit em with karate chop” she said “hoes speakin minionese hit em with a banana” that would’ve been so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

[chad @chasedbywasps]

Foster the people? Imagine dragons? yeah, buddy, any other chores I can help you out with? oh brother

[Jack @YeaMcKess]

Gonna start tweeting "stop" to ragebait/useless thread starters/vagueposting

[Skinny Chihiro 💋 @skinnychihiro]

Gonna start posting random shit like those engagement bait accounts from now on

[Jack @YeaMcKess]

Had a dream last night that the Knicks traded Jalen Brunson back to the Mavs and got Luka(?)

Thank god I woke up

[Jack @YeaMcKess]

I can’t believe the “Knicks win the finals” sidetalk video, the one we all have wanted since the original video from the Boston 2OT win, got turned into a goddamn P*lym*rk*t ad

[Phill @MeekPhill_]

The Knicks trailed by 16 points in Game 5 and won

3 of the top 6 largest comebacks in NBA Finals History was done by this group in one series

[Jack @YeaMcKess]

Knicks were up 2-0 then we got:
-Orange man game 3
-J*m*s D*l*n turning back into an absolute moronic clown
-Tracy Morgan saying “I hate teachers”

And look what happened

[Jack @YeaMcKess]

I’m biased but this whistle is clearly anti-Knicks again, right? Some crazy calls imo

[Jack @YeaMcKess]

Speaking my truth:

This movie was mid with horrible dialogue and should not be in the same sentence as the D&D movie

[Sethy @Brizksie]

We are not doing Transformers one, Furiosa, and Dungeons and dragons again GO WATCH MASTER'S OF THE UNIVERSE IN THEATERS

[Jack @YeaMcKess]

@turntineforwhat Not enough Dan Ryan Chill appreciation in the replies

[Jack @YeaMcKess]

Really happy with this trade by the Knicks earlier to pick up Grant. ND grad makes it that much better.

[Jack @YeaMcKess]

Have a night, Junior Valentine! Way to make this May 13 game between two sub-.500 teams about you #umpshow

[. @HalToHell]

Paul Skenes is good and all but he keeps getting worse every year. Something to keep an eye on.

[Jack @YeaMcKess]

I discovered the other day that the scales in the hotel level of The Last of Us work!

That’s so fun!!

[Pinglyadya @pinglyadya]

Gabe Newell was right that interactivity is the definition of fun.

This realistically took a single dev maybe a day to code, but it's impressive because the game respects your interaction.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Jack @YeaMcKess]

We got Yankee AND Dodger with no brim before GTA6

[Jake Mintz @Jake_Mintz]

Never seen this before.

Edwin Díaz rolled out to stretch today in a brimless hat. Just a regular Dodger cap with the bill sliced off. He said Tanner Scott started the trend.

[NASA @NASA]

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.