Declan Thomas

Parent, husband, Buffalo native and teller of terrible jokes

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@dawson_knox Atta boy Dawson

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@whereslloyd The airless void of space. Please resume taco tuesdays at citi

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@JoshAllenQB Good goin Josh!

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@taryn912 I’m so happy I know someone else watching this show

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@JoshAllenQB We love you josh you got this bro

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@BingingWBabish all the items listed on Beatles’ “Savoy Truffle”

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@CitizensBank I have had a very underwhelming customer experience and am thinking about leaving

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@jimrome Not bad at all Jim not bad at all

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@jimrome Barely

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@jimrome Pretty good Jim pretty damned good

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@espn now do your job and cover the good football team #gobills #AFCEastChamps

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Common core math boils my blood

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I say he's safe

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Its wabbit season

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It's actually just a regular snake but with weapons -Graham

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My son just told me my face looks loke a butt. Then my wife agreed

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Graham just explained negative numbers to me. He did it right too

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Hey dad you know what could beat an agent from the matrix? Inspector gadget

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God damn Mormons on my porch at 830

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