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god’s least favorite little cowboy // she/her

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That was a lot more than 110 people

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@rachelzegler and Ben Platt are so obviously the best modern choice for George and Dot in Sunday in the Park

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I am a degree of cursed never before witnessed on this mortal plane

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I just found out I was on the news after being told that it was going to be a print only story… no makeup, bad lighting, frizzy hair.

Bleach martini, shaken not stirred.

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Should I get a wolf cut or is that a depression symptom?

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People We Meet on Vacation cut all my favorite vacation scenes my 13th reason at this moment in time I’m afraid

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I don’t even have healthcare working full time this is bullshit. Our taxes don’t even do anything for the people anymore why are we paying this shit?

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Why the actual fuck is there over $1000 being taken out of my paycheck I can barely survive and there’s fucking billionaires out there? Go fuck yourself.

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no snl fans are allowed to make fun of him okay this is my son

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SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

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Meet Poppy & Alex.

PEOPLE WE MEET ON VACATION starring Emily Bader and Tom Blyth is yours on January 9.

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The legendary rise and fall of nailing a job interview and my car battery dying in the parking lot

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Songbird by Fleetwood Mac was a personal attack #TheSummerITurnedPretty

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I also complained that too many motorcycles on my street were making the neighborhood tacky, so I think we’re witnessing the fall

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I’ve recently gotten into the habit of saying “oh gosh” and I’m afraid this is how getting old escalates

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I take great comfort in knowing that if I was a fictional character, the fandom would absolutely despise me

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Unfortunately couldn’t focus while watching Fantastic Four because they used the Peoplemover soundtrack in the like first ten minutes and I could not get back on track

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I fucking hate fluffy pillows fuck you fluffy pillows rot in hell fluffy pillows (sleeping at my parents’ house)

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Happy 4th of July

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My new favorite bit is doing ASMR for my cat while she’s actively hunting me for sport

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I hate when job applications require you to have references to all past jobs. Like in what fucking world do I have the phone number from my college internship six years ago??