dan

[dan @yeehawgra]

@probioticprince may god grant you peace and serenity on this journey, and guide you safely home

[dan @yeehawgra]

@quist_audrey why

[dan @yeehawgra]

@quist_audrey not the strawberry’s fault that you have puny baby doll hands

[jc @probioticprince]

i love daniel o’leary because he’s hot and he’s drama

[dan @yeehawgra]

USB-C has ruined my life and made my family homeless

[dan @yeehawgra]

when the radio starts playing my favorite song of all time but it ends after 5 seconds and turns out to be just a commercial for the station i’m already listening to

[dan @yeehawgra]

@quist_audrey psychosis

[dan @yeehawgra]

i’d be so mad if i were a zombie. i’d be like bro i wish i wasn’t a zombie

[dan @yeehawgra]

*approaches a cop*
can i pwease has ur gun? 🥺

[dan @yeehawgra]

changing the subject is soooo fun and easy like if you’re talking shit bout someone and they’re right around the corner and they’re like what’d u say you could just be like hey remember the insurrection

[dan @yeehawgra]

POV spanish teacher afterlife

[dan @yeehawgra]

estaré simpático y amable. créeme!

[dan @yeehawgra]

last tweet ever. bye guys. fuck you elon

[dan @yeehawgra]

my favorite activities include looking at what i rated films on letterboxd and remembering how valid and correct i am

[dan @yeehawgra]

like 6 years ago i shitted my pants at h&m and the second it happened all the lights went out and the virgin mother appeared to me and told me that the world would end on october 21st 2022

[dan @yeehawgra]

me chillin in the astral realm while i wait for my physical body to finish shampooing

[dan @yeehawgra]

jaundice, borderline personality disorder, gout, parkinson’s disease, munchausins by proxy, rheumatoid arthritis, etc.

[dan @yeehawgra]

i love the beatles so much. they’re my best friends. and they love me as much as i love them. beatles more like bestles. cuz they’re my besties

[dan @yeehawgra]

these sex dreams gettin crazyyyyy

[dan @yeehawgra]

not the adderall kicking in 3 hours too late