Raising Cane’s Food Reviews

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The gym toilet I use daily for my pre-workout shit is flushing more often but I can't just accuse them of recalibrating the sensor without also admitting to being a serial gym shitter #MyLifeIsOver

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Feeling like I'm standing on Ryan Gosling's flat hand on the La La Land movie poster rn #woke #iykyk

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Right of course

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This happens every day it is not a coincidence

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My life is like Minecraft, except instead of mining I'm grinding, like grindcraft (repost if hard)

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Imagine what's happening now with all of the video streaming services splitting apart (Netflix, Disney+, HBO Max, etc) happening with major record labels so instead of just having Spotify or Apple Music, you'd get subscriptions to each record label's music

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This one really doin numbers

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Modern-day Plato and Socrates debate

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Hobby lobby needs an express lane

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Anthony's Barber Slop

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One billion on red

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The @HEB cashier said "wow, you're like 5 years older than me, that's so sad" when she checked my ID and I still don't know what that means

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The heaviest thing that exists is the rock that my gf is living under (I just explained to her that the Fantastic 4 are a group of superheroes and that Chris Evans played the role of Captain America and that Steve Harvey is the host of a game show called Family Feud)

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This whole couch thing is killing me

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@Wayfair Nah you just said you've give me 10% off my next order, unbelievably lame. You have lost a customer. @facebook you are up do not disappoint me like @LivingSpaces did too (had to cancel my order by they were out of stock)

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@Wayfair never trust Wayfair they sent me the wrong couch and now just want to give me 10% back on my next couch as if I'd ever do that again and shipping was delayed by almost 2 weeks

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@kevorci Can you give us an example

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@kevorci Ice cream!!!

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@Target tell the AT&T people to stop following people around the store nobody goes to target to change their phone plan they go for eggs and various trinkets and such

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When I ask if I can use a 5 lb plate please do not make the "no you cannot" joke thank you