joseph

very serious man of very serious business and devotee of the trivial

proud friend of @ottaow

@imkrobus 🧛

he/him - 19

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JayTC53 And Go Birds

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

"I bought me a juicer and I've been squeezing oranges, apples and pineapples for the past four days."

DeVonta Smith talking about his new juicer is the best video you will see today 😂

(via @Eagles)

[joseph @yeeteruwu]

@Phillies Let marsh hit you cowards

[LancCo Rob (Topper? I Hardly Know Her! Edition) @TweetsByBerto]

Tapping the sign 🙂‍↕️

[joseph @yeeteruwu]

Happy birthday @bobdylan hope we can get a drink next time you're in Philly. Sending wishes for a lovely day to you and yours

[Pat Makes Art @patmakesart]

FLYERS DONE SIXERS DONE YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

[joseph @yeeteruwu]

@hausofdecline The satisfaction of figuring out who your GIDP play guy is and then being like "classic." When he grounds into a double play

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Getting to know a baseball team carries the same joy as when you're first getting into Wu-Tang and learning to pick out all the guys' individual voices.

[joseph @yeeteruwu]

@boygrrI really really good tweet

[amar 💍🥷✌️ @okcamars]

i got 3 holes for a reason @Yg_Trece @JoelEmbiid @TyreseMaxey

[katie “spooky” layne powers @Spooky_layne]

????

[cww @cww_0]

Over on Bluesky…

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

LFG

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself Hi

[joseph @yeeteruwu]

shooting +23 at the masters because jason kelce keeps burping in my backswing

[joseph @yeeteruwu]

@zomb0ss @estrellacs_ streets are saying youre in demand

[joseph @yeeteruwu]

Hate to start discourse but these are clearly Ouroboros puppies

[joseph @yeeteruwu]

@cinnabarow there's always the white sox...