Colin Corle

[Colin Corle @yeeyeecolin334]

Hardest part about living in Tennessee during 2020 is @MorganWallen didn’t save any tail for the rest or us.

[Colin Corle @yeeyeecolin334]

Imagine your EBT card gets declined at the discount liquor and beer store so you call them racist and burn the store down

[Colin Corle @yeeyeecolin334]

I just want everyone to know I did a bar mat shot and I’d never suggest it for anyone ever

[Colin Corle @yeeyeecolin334]

A man just told me as I was tying up his boat “if you can’t tie a GOOD knot, tie a bunch of bad ones”

[Colin Corle @yeeyeecolin334]

Just casually replaced all of our friends adderall with melatonin🤷‍���️ have fun at work guys!

[Colin Corle @yeeyeecolin334]

I just found out that apparently I can be a ass hole at times... thanks for letting me know?🤷‍♂️

[Colin Corle @yeeyeecolin334]

@danniellee_xx I don't think birds would be very good at planning a wedding

[Colin Corle @yeeyeecolin334]

If your vehicle is a jeep wrangler then it should be illegal for you to drive in the hammer lane

[Colin Corle @yeeyeecolin334]

@danniellee_xx I'm happpy tooo

[Colin Corle @yeeyeecolin334]

@danniellee_xx I've been doing that all month

[Colin Corle @yeeyeecolin334]

@danniellee_xx It will probably look good when you're done

[Colin Corle @yeeyeecolin334]

@danniellee_xx Same

[Colin Corle @yeeyeecolin334]

@danniellee_xx Take a Advil

[Colin Corle @yeeyeecolin334]

@danniellee_xx Same

[Colin Corle @yeeyeecolin334]

@danniellee_xx I'd let my house payment go late before I'd let my bar tab go unpaid

[Colin Corle @yeeyeecolin334]

@danniellee_xx Same... that's why I have a appt to get my balls snipped at 2:30 on Monday January 29th🤷‍♂️

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

You’re welcome!

[Colin Corle @yeeyeecolin334]

I'm in a blizzard and Brandon's trying to get me to travel 30 miles to a bar🙄

[Colin Corle @yeeyeecolin334]

@crippledswag Dude we're in a blizzard... act like we have shit to do