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[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

do you think anyone in troy gives a shit who built the horse? they care who left it on the beach and aura farmed outside the gates. i did.

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

(3 drinks) sometimes the world is so magnificent that i will weep at the many simple beauties you encounter during a normal day
(3.25 drinks) if you begin to think about it enemies are actually surrounding me and closing in. i am beset upon by evil on all sides

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

Saw the Odyssey last night.

The irony of the right wing backlash is that this is a deeply small-c conservative film. It's about the consequences of defying the gods, and how society crumbles when we violate sacred traditions.

It's such an own goal that the right hates it.

[Bovril-Gesellschaft @BovrilG]

HALDEMAN: There’s a genre of film they make. They’re called “edits.” Footage of you - the Checkers speech, the ‘62 concession, the helicopter, set to a kind of, uh, trancelike electronic music. The comments say things like “literally me” and “he just like me fr.”

NIXON: What’s “fr”?

HALDEMAN: “For real,” sir.

NIXON: And the…sweating? In the, the debate? They’ve seen the sweating?

HALDEMAN: They love the sweating. They consider it relatable. The consensus is that the sweating gives you “aura.”

NIXON: Aura, huh.

[EIGHT SECONDS OF SILENCE]

NIXON: Bob, I want to be very clear about something. In 1960 that sweating cost me the presidency of the United States, and now it’s giving me…what, aura? Where the [EXPLETIVE] was the aura in Cook County?

KISSINGER: History has a way of vindicating-

PRESIDENT: Henry, do you have edits?

[TWELVE SECONDS OF SILENCE]

KISSINGER: There are some.

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

If I was in Odysseus’s crew I would volunteer to stay on the boat every time. Have fun on the Island fellas!! I’m sure it’ll be a chill normal island and nothing funky will go down! I’ll hold things down here on the boat y’all stay safe !!

[parth @tw1nkpeeks]

i chose a college 10 mins away from my home at the age of 19 and i have since been paying for it with my tears blood and soul

[gonad o'brien @gonad_obrien]

white people be like we had to narcan our shih tzu

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job applications are like “not that it matters lol but are you hispanic”

[BUKASHKA @jellovella]

Disco elysium asks the important question of: what would you do if there was a real honest-to-god socialist organization that had the capacity to make change on a structural level but everybody in it was, like, super fucking annoying, and the guy in charge was ugly and weird?

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Me: asleep in bed “sightly adjusts leg”

My cat: the energy became incredibly hostile here. I’m just going to go…. Would rather sleep on the couch than deal with your disrespect.

[femboy mac macdonald @lilmollzerz]

you've heard of Porn Brain. well i've got Film Brain. i'll be looking at a sunset and think What A Terrific Shot. WHAT "SHOT" YOU IDIOT? THAT'S LIFE!

[primordial soup kitchen @fernbirg]

Abandoned gas station, 2096. All that’s left is bolted down or too heavy to carry away. On the pump, a chronological human centipede of stickered Presidents, silently shouting in unison, I Did That!

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

Directed by Martin Scorsese

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

When you Can’t Undo decades of Self Hatred and Emotional Dysregulation in an afternoon 🤦🤦🤦🤦

[I$aac™️ @yeezuscrisp]

@legit_scumbag

[I$aac™️ @yeezuscrisp]

“Party Pooper” is so real like fr why are you shitting at the function

[obamaatredrobin @obamaatredrobin]

abraham lincoln full of shit this house is standing

[vesky @veskyxd]

you mad weird for not letting me merge

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

imagine experiencing video games before the bombs dropped and now you gotta drop 20 bullets to see street buskers