House Hubby

Successful banker trading in the Suits for a Burp Cloth.
Sharing the joys of fatherhood Unrated*
#thisshitishard #parenthood #parenting

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Looking at old baby pictures of our boys. Sad part was we couldn't tell which kid was which. Thank God for the date stamp
#parentingfail #badparents

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I go away for 2 days and my wife has declared war on my 2YO #nemesis #Parenthood

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This is a thing. Say that 7 times fast.

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If there is one day parents don't look forward to it's #DaylightSavingTime

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My boys fight like a married couple. The 4YO tries to be nice and the 2YO
Is angry with him but the 4YO doesn't know why.

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4YO: *looks at 2YO* Sham look what your son's doing.
ME: It's Dad to you
4YO: look what your son's doing
ME: yes sir

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Came downstairs to my 4YO listening to @SnoopDogg on @Google now he's "going to drop it like it's hot daddy" then he ran straight to the bathroom

Nothing like good music to start of a cold morning.

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Who else laughs when you see someone fall? Watched my kid faceplant in slow Mo had to really hold back the uncontrollable laughter. #parentingwin

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@nayelnoorani Still waiting....

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New Welcome mat for my home.

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Actually listened to my 2YO asking to hear the songs from #Moana but when I listened carefully it sounded more like Marijuana @TheRock

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Over heard my wife reading Paper Bag Princess in all the different voices. Not sure why her impression of the dragon sounded like #Fabio

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Mission accomplished taught my 4YO to use a shoehorn

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One thing I have learnt is that if you wear glasses and are a parent be prepared for the next 5 years to be foggy and blurry #dirtyglasses

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@RehanaGilani It's happening the toys are taking over.

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Mr. February #firefighters #Calendar

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Interesting how I get in trouble for all the bad words my boys say but nothing for all the compliments.....

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Convinced the kids that the TV in the van only works on highways. Yes a 4YO knows what a highway is. Now I'm stuck driving city streets everywhere. #FML

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How am I going to parent now that my 4YO remembers everything I tell him. There go all the fake promises.

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The only woman in my life that sorta listens to me is #GoogleHome @Google