Orphaned Welles

being silly, for fun and profit

[Orphaned Welles @yegsimon]

London Drugs sells records now and while it’s mostly just overpriced reissues, the price tags are *wildly* easy to switch. Just got Exile on Main Street for 20 bucks while waiting for my prescriptions.

[Evan O’ @PhasmophobicBoi]

Is NoHo Hank’s accent just Anthony Carrigan doing an impression of his wife?

[Les Perreaux @perreaux]

This sure ain't my Prairie farmer Grandpa's CCF/NDP.

[Jeremy Appel @JeremyAppel1025]

Rachel Notley in 2027, it’s raining ash, the air is thick:

Remember when we built TMX? Think of all the amazing things we can do if we work together!

[Orphaned Welles @yegsimon]

@synecdobea So badass

[Orphaned Welles @yegsimon]

@OilLeak26 @germanconpalta I counter with, yes, and any replacement is guaranteed to be a worse option.

[Orphaned Welles @yegsimon]

And that’s what a good leader does. Build a massive oil pipeline, then repeatedly lose elections, like a boss.

[Jeremy Appel @JeremyAppel1025]

Asked by @JuliaWongCBC to about the NDP’s record, @DShepYEG said Notley was the only premier recently “to build a pipeline to tidewater.”

[Todd in the Shadows @ShadowTodd]

Some of the greatest directors alive will never capture something like this. The moment he breaks the fourth wall and starts singing along is one of the most beautiful moments ever caught on film.

[Alberta Advantage 🌾 @BertaAdvantage]

just one more cop bro. i promise bro just one more cop and it'll fix everything bro. bro. just one more cop. please just one more. one more cop and we can fix this whole problem bro. bro cmon just give me one more cop i promise bro. bro bro please i just need one more cop thats i

[andrew @mrnastynodrama]

This is what stuff should cost:

Can of pop: $1
Coffee (drip): $1.50
Espresso drink: $3.00
Sandwich: $5
Movie ticket: $10
Phone bill: $30
Internet: $30
Rent (with roommates): $400
Rent (alone): $750
House: $150,000

[Orphaned Welles @yegsimon]

@campbellcopper @SamsonBurke Same tbh

[Orphaned Welles @yegsimon]

@hotsaltlamp @erinlauraoneil

[Orphaned Welles @yegsimon]

It’s my wife @erinlauraoneil’s bday and she’s the coolest. Please enjoy this pic of her and our friend’s dog.

[Alex Cosh @AlexCosh_]

This is what the NDP is. Please understand this.

[Duncan Kinney @duncankinney]

the details of this will make you insane. this cop was convicted of drug trafficking and forging documents and has been suspended with pay since 2015. he's on the sunshine list while not working! then he was also found guilty of sexual assault, the details of which are horrific.

[Maya Menezes @MayaLillianM]

BREAKING: RCMP currently raiding the Yintah arresting Wet'suwet'en land defenders on bogus charges. C-IRG police forces accountable to no one but fossil fuel companies continue to protect invading companies while attacking Indigenous peoples on their homelands. #COPSOFFTHEYINTAH

[Ancommie🏴🏳️‍🌈🍉🌻 @Ancommiey]

As people are talking about the Iraq war on its 20th anniversary. I like to present to you one of the greatest articles of all time on it.

[Pump4LifeAlberta @Pump4LifeAB]

We are calling for the @YourAlberta to follow Manitoba’s lead and expand on diabetes care by covering CGMs. CGMs provide improved quality of life, better health and reduce urgent care by diabetics.
#pump4life #abhealth #t1d #cgm #ableg