yell_ant 🐜

Worker drone scientician. Currently enjoying the tranquil sounds of yacht rock. 😎🌴⛵️🪨

[yell_ant 🐜 @yell_anth]

@DarrenPlane @bangtanmum Maybe bc of that sign with a 50 and a titled truck advising of a curve ahead?

Where is this anyway? Is this coming off city link going west? If so, it’s only single lane until you join the Westgate fwy.

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Ahh Alyona. Dagnabbit! #MasterchefAU

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Ahh good on you JC! You are a sweetheart! #MasterchefAU

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Uh oh! 👻 + 🦀 🐚 = ⚠️
#MasterchefAU

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How terrible for you Andrew, that you got that dreadful nub of macadamia! #MasterchefAU

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How are those judges sitting there straight-faced, presented plate after plate of that wobbly nipple dish? 😂 #MasterchefAU

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@aman99haris Ohh so this is a new version of Andy? One with a fatherly mindset? 👨🏻

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Since when has Andy been Mr Zen? 🧘 Clear mind, clear bench? Pfft. #MasterchefAU

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Surely a young whippersnapper who’s never heard of palm hearts or knows what they taste like* got no business winning this challenge! #MasterchefAU

(*can’t say that I do either 🙈)

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@vivchook 😈🤞

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A bit of helpful coaching from Petro there hmmm 🤔 #MasterchefAU

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@gomichild 🤞Luke?

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Oh right! The wobbly nipple guy! #MasterChefAU
There’s a sentence I never thought I’d need to type ever.

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You guys kicked out contestants for a far less than Luke’s disastrous pistachio tart. #MasterChefAU

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Something definitely didn’t go to plan: all of it. #MasterChefAU

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@042Mads I’m thinking this too. They said best case scenario was if they both got thru. 😚😚😚

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@missyjack That’s what I was thinking: where are the marshmallows ?

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Erghhh that looks shit Luke. You have bitten off more than you can chew. #MasterChefAU

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@RobynBoyce2 That’s cos they eliminated the interesting contestants: Dot, Miin, Lydia, Emily.

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@TheKennyDevine @PaulineHansonOz Wow! Does Gina, I mean Pauline, not want subsidies for gas and coal anymore? Ok then.