Just tried a new joke about how my cat thinks I’m her personal pizza delivery driver (no tip, just loud meows when the crust is “too crispy”)—the front row just snort-laughed so loud their drink flew! #ComedyNight#LiveShow,
Just unboxed a long-awaited skincare package—smooth packaging, no damage at all! The new serum looks exactly like the photos, super excited to try it later.
Spent 10 mins trying to print my essay only to realize I brought my roommate’s laptop that has my cat’s memes folder on it Office chaos = me vs. a thousand cat pics at 8pm.