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SKULLFUCKING YOUR DEAD GRANDMOTHER LIKE IT'S A FRIDAY AT STAPLES

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LISTEN BUDDY YOU *ASKED* FOR MY OPINION ON GTAV SO STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE SHIT SMEARS AND STAB WOUNDS

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REMINDER THAT A MAN NAMED "BOEHNER" IS RESPONSIBLE FOR SHUTTING DOWN THE ENTIRE US GOVERNMENT

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LOOK OUT HERE COMES THE PISS TRAIN

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LOOK OUT HERE COMES THE CUM TRUCK

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EVERY TIME @WILW TWEETS ABOUT DRINKING A BEER IT IS CODE FOR SUCKIN' DICK

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KICKSTARTER TO BUILD THE WORLD'S FIRST FUCKABLE WHEELCHAIR

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BASHAR_AL_ASSAD_PISSCAM.WMV

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GLUED A BUNCH OF GEARS TO MY COCK SO I CAN FUCK YOU STEAMPUNK STYLE

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TWO MINUTES IF IT'S AN EAGLE

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FACT: THE AVERAGE HUMAN PENIS CAN WITHSTAND 3 MINUTES OF PECKING BEFORE BEING SEVERED

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FACT: THE AVERAGE HUMAN VAGINA CAN HOLD 1.5 STARLINGS

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MY CLOACA IS LIKE A DAVID CRONENBERG FILM: SUPER FUCKED UP AND PAINFUL TO LOOK AT

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MY BONER IS LIKE THE SEA: VAST AND UNCARING AND FULL OF DEAD SAILORS

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@SheikhLeJaguar YOUR IMPOTENT RAGE IS, IRONICALLY, GIVING ME AN ERECTION

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BIGFOOT USED TO BE REAL UNTIL I KILLED THE LAST ONE

NEXT ON THE LIST: MEN'S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS

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MISANDRY IS LIKE BIGFOOT

IT ISN'T FUCKING REAL AND ONLY IDIOT MANCHILDREN BELIEVE IN IT

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DAVE SIM, VARG VIKERNES, AND ORSON SCOTT CARD WALK INTO A BAR

THE BAR BURNS DOWN

NO ONE MOURNS THEIR DEATHS

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THERE'S NO "I" IN BUKKAKE

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IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THAT YOU CAN LITERALLY GET AWAY WITH MURDER IN FLORIDA ****ROAD TRIP****

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I'M LIKE A STREET MAGICIAN ONLY INSTEAD OF CARD TRICKS I JACK PEOPLE OFF