yelling

where’s the gun emoji

[🩰 @Keybaker_]

Broke up with my bd 5 minutes ago and just received this message 🤡🙄

[sui ☄️ @birdabo]

SOMEONE MADE A DIGITAL WHIP TO MAKE CLAUDE WORK FASTER 💀

[ayla @friendlygoo]

OHHH MY GODDDDD

[That COMICBOOK Guy @Culture3ase]

“Don’t expect much from the Super Mario Galaxy post credit scenes.”

My expectations:

[lemon 🍋 @lemonsquirt3d]

Concealed Carry World Record

[⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ @sumitomedia]

sushi guy didn't ask if I needed a fork this time

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

I think I got it

[Heidi N. Moore @moorehn]

This has been a trend on TikTok and Instagram for over a year but what makes Luchs so good at it is her perfectly deadpan delivery

[Charlotte 💙 💫🚉💫 @barely_th3re]

this is how it feels to be a pedestrian in Atlanta

[AT #SackWilcox @lifeoftasin]

The waiter brought my order & I said "arigato" instead of Thank you

[TWS | Alexiad @AlexiadFG]

kinda scary that AI is getting so good that it can accurately replicate a human BMW driver

[Lauren @laurennUTD]

At this time of year, it’s professional shoppers only. My mum trained me up from 14, my brother was never allowed.

You simply cannot be bringing your 3 kids, husband and mum-in-law to tesco I’m afraid.

[Juko 𓅨 @jukoist]

Btw to everyone surprised by how much you can code on your ao3 fics: it can run doom.

https://t.co/oN0QaFESvK

[Kabrutus @kabrutusdeid]

This is a joke, for now, but we should all be srsly worried about this

[𝐍𝐚𝐝𝐢. @luvblessingz]

Ask "why them kids ain't in school?" whenever I see children in the daytime!

[Zainab🎀 @_zaiiny_]

How job hunting feels

[Kostas @Kostastsale]

Heads-up on CVE-2025-55182: a CVSS 10.0 pre-auth RCE affecting React Server Components 19.x. Can be triggered through malicious HTTP payloads, so there will be chaos when a POC comes out.

On that note...there are many fake POCs circulating. Be careful what you run. A POC is not available yet.

[🕯️ Grimmi 🕯️ @GrimmiVT]

It's really funny that like every conspiracy theory for the past 50 years is coming true and everyone's just like "uh oh whoops"