The plot of every Hallmark movie is about a career woman who is too busy for love but she has to move to a small town where a handsome local bachelor teaches her about the true spirit of the holiday. It starts snowing and they kiss. There is also a dog.
Film pitch.. Trump drugged and moved to a replica Whitehouse, where he carries on thinking he’s governing. Millions spent on hiring actors to play his staff, Senators, news anchors, people at rallies.
There you go. Studios, your highest bid please.
for anyone wondering why some face changes evade facial recognition and others don't, here's a visualization of how landmarks are placed on a few examples. juggalo makeup is particularly effective as it basically totally redefines what is interpreted as the jawline
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives and then asked it to write a Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives episode of its own. Here is the first page.
MISSED CONNECTION. ME: Balding, short hunter with endearing speech impediment. YOU: Flaxen-haired sex-pot. Supple breasts + come-hither stare. We hit it off my while I was trying to track down my nemesis Bugs Bunny and -oh wait. oh fuck oh no oh no oh noo [starting to cry]
@Nicole_Cliffe Dear Prudence: My friend and I found this really pretty ring. He grabbed it like two seconds before I could, but it was my birthday!!! Normally I'm against murder but