Cassie in Space💫

Infj/Leo Virgo. Wine-toothed hypothetical burner of bras. Professional cat cuddler and book nerd. I skate and sling drinks and have a lot to say about nothing.

[Cassie in Space💫 @yellow_dwarf]

Colin and his little romantic heart gets it: but how long does it take him to be actually true to his heart? #BRIDGERTON

[Cassie in Space💫 @yellow_dwarf]

Also excuse me? A Cowper with a Bridgerton is a step up.

[Cassie in Space💫 @yellow_dwarf]

The Cowpers fucking suck, I don’t care how much we try to humanize them. They choose malevolent every time. #BRIDGERTON

[Cassie in Space💫 @yellow_dwarf]

#Bridgerton live streaming thoughts ahead : 1)Penelope asking for what she did was the MOST manipulative. Is she a Cancer?

[Cassie in Space💫 @yellow_dwarf]

@Niku_Bear1 @airfrance Uncomfortable at best

[Cassie in Space💫 @yellow_dwarf]

after traveling to #Barcelona via @airfrance my main ? is who thought it was a great idea to serve nothing but dairy filled meals on an intl flight? You are aware ~68% of the global population is lactose intolerant, right?! There’s 4 toilets on this plane…💩 #shittyidea #travel

[Cassie in Space💫 @yellow_dwarf]

@airfrance whose bright idea was it to serve all milk based products in your long flight food service? I’m assuming you’re aware approx 65% of the global population is lactose intolerant. And we’re on a plane with four lavatories….see the issue? 💩 #travel #airfrance #traveling

[Cassie in Space💫 @yellow_dwarf]

Really weird that the people who want the least government interference in our daily lives support laws that inflict actual physical interference on half the population. #RoeVsWade #fuckthepatriarchy

[Cassie in Space💫 @yellow_dwarf]

Only came here to say it would be reeeeally cool if #anonymous leaked the information of every conservative politician that has benefited from an abortion. Just sayin' #RoeVsWade #wealthprivledge #gotohell

[Cassie in Space💫 @yellow_dwarf]

@DentonTeaTimes Samhain market on Hickory st!

[Cassie in Space💫 @yellow_dwarf]

@JeffLemire I am SO excited for your beautiful comic to come to life. I just hope they do it justice. #SweetTooth

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Are you #TeamSymone? Show @the_symonee some love by using #TeamSymone across social media! 💘 #DragRace

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Are you #TeamGottmik? Show @gottmik some love by using #TeamGottmik across social media! 💘 #DragRace

[Cassie in Space💫 @yellow_dwarf]

The following tweets are a play by play of thoughts I had while taking my first "shower" after electricity outages and water conservation due to the winter storm:

[Cassie in Space💫 @yellow_dwarf]

For all of my Texan homies

[Cassie in Space💫 @yellow_dwarf]

@denkamikaze Agreed. Pay everyone in meatballs or GTFO

[Cassie in Space💫 @yellow_dwarf]

If you didn't aspire to be Rosie from The Wedding Singer as a child, are you even a person?

[Cassie in Space💫 @yellow_dwarf]

My coworker:

"If it were Cassie, she'd probably say that blob was a dick".

🤷‍♀️what's a rorschach test?

[Cassie in Space💫 @yellow_dwarf]

Watching the #superbowl for the butts. I'm not trying to fool anybody 🤷‍♀️

[Cassie in Space💫 @yellow_dwarf]

Do you ever see beautiful selfies on other people's social media and think, "your plant looks like it needs water"
??