I knew I was delusional when I used to be laid in the bed with my nigga with my back turnt calling him private with the phone on mute multiple times and asking him who blowing up his phone
he used to be answering talm screaming "HELLO HELLOOOO, WHO TF PLAYING ON MY PHONE"
The fact that sperm can survive inside a womanโs body for up to five days just waiting for an egg to drop so it can get you pregnantโฆ men are actually evil. ๐ญ