The Monocled Alchemist

Proud to be an Englishman. Unfiltered opinions. An Acid Revolver. Leeds Utd supporter since the Don Revie days

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@piersmorgan Cor 💥💥 he REALLY can expertly sink his balls with his man cue

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@adamjoseph Yo, Bro . . . I iz gud footballer in da Mozambican 🇲🇿 Let me rizzle on da pitch 4 you. I iz gud Bro. 👊

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@JLA_FC Brings back memories of when football was no nonsense and manly.

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@TrumpsHurricane Jelly Starfish

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@AbujomaaGaza Well, if the ‘so-called’ bombings in their homelands stop . . . . cal they ALL go back to where they belong.

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THE GLITTER BAND | COVER VERSION | ANGEL FACE | (HALLMARK) 1974 https://t.co/tpkNolXA8r via @YouTube
#glitterband #glamrock

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@KEdge23 When you’re too fat and out-of-shape to jump 🤣🤣

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@nickdixoncomic When you’ve got a horse cock, there really is NO surrender.

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@LeoKearse Lost his front teeth gnawing on monkey skulls. There are no monkeys 🙊 over here fuck face.

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@Keir_Starmer Speaking the truth

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@Keir_Starmer Happy Fuckwit Day to you too.

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@DonaldTNews Tom Jones takes no ship from any two-bit slapper

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@CPFCLad10 @notnotcunty @NotCunty @AJBthe5th @Worzels_Comedy_ @Maguireisfit @twat_is_back @Rishistaxreturn @wontbedoingit He’s just tired and having a lie down 💤😴

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@CounsellingSam Boo fucking Hoo

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@LozzaFox If only she’d worn these

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@Keir_Starmer What about concentrating on the security of our borders instead of treating these illegals as Gods of the Seas.

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@BannedVi6s Awwww . . . He’ll never know if he hit the target 🎯

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@nickdixoncomic Forever known as “The Chicken Nugget Riot”

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@NotFarLeftAtAll She’s been on the bottles of Hooch again 😬💊

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@jeremycorbyn Auld Steptoe has been captured by the he/she/they/them/freak parade