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Observer of the human comedy. | West African Diplomat | #1nt #terps
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[F.E🦜 @yellowparr0t]

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[Jabbar 4PF @crazybroda]

@Lifematician Gasket na small thing compared to mortal Kombat

[F.E🦜 @yellowparr0t]

Whoever came up with the idea for the PS Portal needs to be flogged.

[F.E🦜 @yellowparr0t]

Dogs generally and instinctively protect pregnant women.

[GT Mabuza @Lord_GT15]

I don't know if this is bravery or what.

This lady chose an unconventional way to deal with these dogs coming at her.

[F.E🦜 @yellowparr0t]

@MTNBenin Donc vous estimez que les Béninois ne vont pas s'intéresser ou n'ont pas le droit d'en bénéficier ? Ce style de communication n'est pas digne, et la formulation mérite d'être revue.

[F.E🦜 @yellowparr0t]

I've been waiting for ZEC to come down so I can buy more, but it just keeps rising.

[tyro @DoubleEph]

@Adheydayor Here you go https://t.co/wyQ4nphY7P

[ecowascourt @ecowascourt]

THE GRAND OPENING IS UNDERWAY! ⚖️🌍

The 2026 International Conference of the Community Court of Justice, ECOWAS is officially underway in Dakar, Senegal.

Five days of dialogue, insight and action for the future of regional justice.

👉🏼@ecowas 🤝follow ❤️like 🔁share 💬comment

[F.E🦜 @yellowparr0t]

With this new CBN decision, shall I rotate funds into ZEC? 🤔

[F.E🦜 @yellowparr0t]

Why is a state media doing all these

[Anambra State New Media @AnambraNewMedia]

How over 700 Anambra Water Corporation Workers Were Owed 42 Months Salary Under Peter Obi Govt

….as N800m budgeted for workers' salaries was diverted to a private contractor as a loan

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[F.E🦜 @yellowparr0t]

I am rather buying more ngx instead of the refinery

[F.E🦜 @yellowparr0t]

It's always a helicopter

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: An NBC Los Angeles news helicopter crashed during live coverage of a deadly bus crash. The condition of those onboard is unknown.

[Semafor @semafor]

Uber was paying Nigerian drivers more than it charged passengers for some short trips, an unsustainable subsidy that played a leading role in the US ride-hailing giant’s abrupt exit this month, according to a new report based on thousands of Uber trips.

https://t.co/w0C9GrbtQv

[F.E🦜 @yellowparr0t]

This is worse than the Berlin conference

[Thuso™ 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @ramalokot]

Problem solved....

🔸5 presidents, 1 military and adopt 🇿🇦 constitution.

🔸1 currency and 1 reserve bank with 5 HQs

🔸54 prime misters and 412 premiers

🔸5 official languages (isiZulu, kiSwahili, Arabic, Lingala and Wolof)

[F.E🦜 @yellowparr0t]

@omo_adelabu Je sais

[F.E🦜 @yellowparr0t]

@OnTeCache Je me disais bien

[F.E🦜 @yellowparr0t]

@tomilola_majek NIN does not confer citizenship.

[No Limit🇧🇯 @No_Limit229]

✈️ 𝗩𝗼𝘆𝗮𝗴𝗲𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗮̀ 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝗻 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗱𝘂 𝗕𝗲́𝗻𝗶𝗻 : 𝗰𝗲 𝗾𝘂’𝗶𝗹 𝗳𝗮𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗶𝗿 𝘀𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲́𝘀 𝗱𝗼𝘂𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗲̀𝗿𝗲𝘀 🇧🇯

Pour voyager l'esprit tranquille, la Direction Générale des Douanes Béninoises a publié la mise à jour de ses règles applicables à l'entrée et à la sortie du territoire. Voici les points essentiels à retenir pour réussir votre passage en douane :

𝟭. 𝗧𝗼𝗹𝗲́𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝗲𝘁 𝗳𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘂𝗿 𝘃𝗼𝘀 𝗯𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗴𝗲𝘀 (𝗔̀ 𝗹'𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗲́𝗲)

* 𝗘𝗳𝗳𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗹𝘀 𝗲𝗻 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗱'𝘂𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲 (ordinateur, téléphone, appareil photo, vêtements) : admis en franchise de droits et taxes sans formalité écrite.

* 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘀𝗲 𝗱𝗲 𝘃𝗮𝗹𝗲𝘂𝗿 (𝗔𝗲́𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁): jusqu'à 300 000 FCFA d'achats par adulte et 200 000 FCFA par mineur.

* 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗱𝗲 𝗹𝗮 𝗱𝗶𝗮𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮 : possibilité d'apporter des cadeaux familiaux sans caractère commercial jusqu'à 300 000 FCFA (adulte) et 200 000 FCFA (mineur).

* 𝗧𝗮𝗯𝗮𝗰 𝗲𝘁 𝗔𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗹𝘀 (𝟭𝟴 𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝗲𝘁 𝗽𝗹𝘂𝘀 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁) : 2 cartouches de cigarettes (< 20 paquets), 2 bouteilles de Champagne (< 1,5 L), ou 3 bouteilles de spiritueux.

𝟮. 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼̂𝗹𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗲𝘁 𝗺𝗼𝘆𝗲𝗻𝘀 𝗱𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁:
Pensez à déclarer par écrit vos liquidités à l'entrée comme à la sortie hors zone UMOA dès que vous atteignez les seuils suivants :

* 𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝘇𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗰 𝗖𝗙𝗔 : à partir de 10 000 000 FCFA.

* 𝗗𝗲𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗲́𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲̀𝗿𝗲𝘀 : à partir de la contre-valeur de 5 000 000 FCFA.

𝟯. 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗿𝗲́𝗴𝗹𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲́𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝘂 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗲𝘀

* Interdictions strictes : Stupéfiants, publications obscènes ou subversives.

* 𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗲́𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗲𝘀: Armes et munitions (Ministère de l'Intérieur), médicaments hors usage personnel avec ordonnance (Ministère de la Santé), denrées animales (Ministère de l'Agriculture/Élevage).

💡 𝗨𝗻 𝗱𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗲 𝗼𝘂 𝘂𝗻𝗲 𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘃𝗼𝘁𝗿𝗲 𝗱𝗲́𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁 ?

* Ligne voyageurs : ([phone]

* Numéro vert Douanes : ([phone]

* E-mail : [email protected]

Bon voyage au Bénin ! 🧳✨

Source: 𝗢𝗸𝗿𝘆 🐒

[F.E🦜 @yellowparr0t]

Is this ganhi market in cotonou?

[badgalsolana @solana_tii]

Should we kokobilo 🤭 ?

[F.E🦜 @yellowparr0t]

There is a black mirror episode about this

[dhruv bhatia @dhruvbhatia0]

This fly can no longer experience love
I fine-tuned a MaleCNS model to hold Y-M-C-A poses in response to 4 specific tones.

LoVP92, the section that held reproductive ambitions seems most affected.

Open sourcing training code soon

[F.E🦜 @yellowparr0t]

What a time to be alive!

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might beware my power... Green Lantern's light!