Hoop

🌃 netsec & game dev & mecha nerd
🌿 veg
🪦 old
💩 he/him

[Zach @jestermaxxing]

Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Hoop @yellowsky]

@xscorndogx I'd be in the ground by now probably, salt is a crutch I haven't kicked, you've got this dude

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

you’re my friend and to some extent my wife

[Hoop @yellowsky]

@ShitpostRock Was this how to figured out roadkill does it for you

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

notice the outfit has shape and drape

[Hoop @yellowsky]

@theintercept This is so ironic lol

[i lovr you guys 📡✨🌌 @ieatcrayons_3]

factorio mod where the alert noise is a teams ping. nothing else changes.

[Hoop @yellowsky]

@MechaGirlOTD Domon... the horse is here.

[Hoop @yellowsky]

@SethBarronNYC @adamjohnsonCHI It's so funny you started the thread saying "come on, you know what I mean!" and it's closing out with you saying "no, I have never explored the concept of 'implying', and I don't understand what you might mean" lmao

[Hoop @yellowsky]

@cardstockbroker Actually some of the visually coolest seasonal missions, you did great work there boss

[Hoop @yellowsky]

@alecrobbins @smashfury Yeah, that's definitely it. HGs really improved from the 2010s forward, they're astronomically better than they used to be.

Be careful with RGs for this exact reason, btw! Check reviews of those kits before committing, as some are the epitome of a "hand grenade"!

[Hoop @yellowsky]

@ScamNetwon @punishedmother Which down ballot races is she working on

[Hoop @yellowsky]

@TheBuildHubGG Crackshot Speedloader is funnnn

[Hoop @yellowsky]

@kinsellawarren me when I start a fight and they hit me back, just like I said they would

[Hoop @yellowsky]

same GORG time, same GORG channel

[APin @APin235]

Giant Gorg has one of the most distinctive debuts for a robot that I've ever seen.

The Gorg, despite recently engaging in a fierce battle with a monster, is shown to be benevolent in its interactions with Yuu, with eagerness to connect with him. It’s so wholesome...

[Hoop @yellowsky]

@nickusen King speaks of similar in his autobiography, that his best writing is when he can essentially act as a mindless conduit for the story to flow thru. Great advice imo.