stacy

good luck exploring the infinite abyss.

[stacy @yellowstoned_]

Pedicures are like necessary torture and I hate it, but here we are, every three weeks with a stranger touching my feet

[stacy @yellowstoned_]

I’ve lived in south Florida for less than a week and I’ve already seen two dudes from my hometown in Pennsylvania on bumble…. Like what?

[stacy @yellowstoned_]

I have a serious bone to pick with any restaurant that uses orange juice with pulp in their mimosas. Make it stop.

[stacy @yellowstoned_]

One of the saddest parts of growing up for me is realizing how politically charged the Olympics is and just how many detrimental flaws there are in the way the IOC functions. I always idealized the Olympics as a child and wish that was still the case

[stacy @yellowstoned_]

I’m talking to this guy and he knows I’m really busy with work so he sent me a calendar invite for a beach date on my day off with the subject line “suns out, buns out” and honestly, I’m HERE for this

[stacy @yellowstoned_]

Tonight a guest told me that they like the cadence that my speaking voice has and that was the best compliment I’ve ever received???

[stacy @yellowstoned_]

If ya mans was gonna propose to you, would you want him to do it before or after dinner?

[stacy @yellowstoned_]

I just got my first paycheck after a pretty big raise, and watching yourself climb into a new tax bracket is depressing as fuck

[stacy @yellowstoned_]

“I hope to see you again soon” is the biggest hospitality lie anyone has ever told

[stacy @yellowstoned_]

Happy 4/20, I’ve spent the last 2 hours watching professional window cleaning videos in pure amazement

[stacy @yellowstoned_]

I’m taking the dog, dumbass

[stacy @yellowstoned_]

My favorite strip club in Miami just emailed me (yes I’m on their mailing list) to let me know that bottle service is back. So obviously the pandemic is under control

[Sazón Papi @GrillmoreSlim]

This lady on the plane said "vaxxed and waxed, baby, I'm ready for some action on this trip." and that should be everybody's vibe this summer.

[stacy @yellowstoned_]

I used to shit on people who owned actual pajamas as an adult. But now that I’m an adult who loves to buy cute pajamas, I’m sorry. I truly do understand the hype now.

[stacy @yellowstoned_]

Anytime I’m moderately stressed about my professional life I turn to day drinking and making plans to marry a rich man in his 70s so I can have his money when he dies.

[stacy @yellowstoned_]

Asking very millennial questions to my hostess who’s 19

[stacy @yellowstoned_]

I aspire to have as much peace of mind as my dog anytime she’s sunbathing in even a moderate amount of light

[stacy @yellowstoned_]

Do you look extensively at a restaurant menu before you go and already pick out what you want?

[stacy @yellowstoned_]

I’m just really enjoying John Mayer being on TikTok now

[stacy @yellowstoned_]

I don’t like this whole grown up thing. Just found myself scrolling LinkedIn because I can’t sleep