𝐴𝐺𝐸𝑁𝑇 𝑊𝐴𝑆𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑇𝑂𝑁.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ──┈┈┈ 𝐴 𝐷𝐼𝐹𝐹𝐸𝑅𝐸𝑁𝑇 𝑆𝐻𝐴𝐷𝐸 𝑂𝐹 𝑩𝑳𝑼𝑬 . . . ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

[𝐴𝐺𝐸𝑁𝑇 𝑊𝐴𝑆𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑇𝑂𝑁. @yellowtrim]

—— i know that i used to be
a real piece of shit, but at least
i’m trying to do something about it.

# rvb - halo ⋮ multi-verse

[𝐴𝐺𝐸𝑁𝑇 𝑊𝐴𝑆𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑇𝑂𝑁. @yellowtrim]

how come i still don’t have overtime???

[𝐴𝐺𝐸𝑁𝑇 𝑊𝐴𝑆𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑇𝑂𝑁. @yellowtrim]

still thinking the best cure for this headache is to bash my head into a wall.

[𝐴𝐺𝐸𝑁𝑇 𝑊𝐴𝑆𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑇𝑂𝑁. @yellowtrim]

/ rvb 10 was peak

[𝐴𝐺𝐸𝑁𝑇 𝑊𝐴𝑆𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑇𝑂𝑁. @yellowtrim]

what do they feed you guys?

[130. @whiskeyfueIed_]

back in the gym , deadlifting 705.

[𝐴𝐺𝐸𝑁𝑇 𝑊𝐴𝑆𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑇𝑂𝑁. @yellowtrim]

( 😱 )

[𝒟𝓇. 𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @NotACivilian]

Nope, I'm just going to drain you of your Fluids.

:)

No I will not Clarify.

[𝐴𝐺𝐸𝑁𝑇 𝑊𝐴𝑆𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑇𝑂𝑁. @yellowtrim]

does this mean i’m going to get pegged?

[𝒟𝓇. 𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @NotACivilian]

Nope!
No more ms. Nice Doctor!

[𝐴𝐺𝐸𝑁𝑇 𝑊𝐴𝑆𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑇𝑂𝑁. @yellowtrim]

wait— but!

[𝒟𝓇. 𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @NotACivilian]

Pff— You dare say that?!

Thats it! No more date- No more Nurse lingerie! Im getting my Scalpel!

[𝐴𝐺𝐸𝑁𝑇 𝑊𝐴𝑆𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑇𝑂𝑁. @yellowtrim]

lovingly? have you gone soft, doctor?

[𝒟𝓇. 𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @NotACivilian]

Awe... I could Psychoanalyse you!~

Lovingly of course. ;p

[𝐴𝐺𝐸𝑁𝑇 𝑊𝐴𝑆𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑇𝑂𝑁. @yellowtrim]

you are. in a good way.

[𝒟𝓇. 𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @NotACivilian]

Awe~ My Broken Freelancer boyfriend thinks I'm scary!

[𝐴𝐺𝐸𝑁𝑇 𝑊𝐴𝑆𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑇𝑂𝑁. @yellowtrim]

is that a threat?

[Taniks Perfected @DOES_NOT_B0W]

"Then i will dissect her so i can understand why she's so hot to you. Good luck on the mental evaluation cause my mentality can be wild!"

[𝐴𝐺𝐸𝑁𝑇 𝑊𝐴𝑆𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑇𝑂𝑁. @yellowtrim]

she’ll probably dissect you. or give you a mental evaluation. maybe both at the same time.

[Taniks Perfected @DOES_NOT_B0W]

"You made me more interested to know her. Why can't i meet her ?"

[𝐴𝐺𝐸𝑁𝑇 𝑊𝐴𝑆𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑇𝑂𝑁. @yellowtrim]

for your safety, it’s probably best not to.

[Taniks Perfected @DOES_NOT_B0W]

"That's nice, when i get to meet her ?"

[𝐴𝐺𝐸𝑁𝑇 𝑊𝐴𝑆𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑇𝑂𝑁. @yellowtrim]

oh, sure. what the hell.

( gladly lets her lead the way. )

[𝒟𝓇. 𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @NotACivilian]

Washington? Shut up before I start bringing out the Tools.

- Taking him by the hand and dragging him to a nice Diner on Chorus. -

[𝐴𝐺𝐸𝑁𝑇 𝑊𝐴𝑆𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑇𝑂𝑁. @yellowtrim]

is this a prank? i’m half expecting the reds and blues to pop out of the closest with a camera…

[𝒟𝓇. 𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @NotACivilian]

No no- I'm not Roofieing you again- Maybe.
A Girl can have 'Normal' dates too.

[𝐴𝐺𝐸𝑁𝑇 𝑊𝐴𝑆𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑇𝑂𝑁. @yellowtrim]

my girlfriend is so hot it’s scary.

[𝐴𝐺𝐸𝑁𝑇 𝑊𝐴𝑆𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑇𝑂𝑁. @yellowtrim]

i’m not going to be able to see, talk, or walk straight for like a week, aren’t i?

[𝒟𝓇. 𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @NotACivilian]

Oooohhh— Right tonights date night-

[𝐴𝐺𝐸𝑁𝑇 𝑊𝐴𝑆𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑇𝑂𝑁. @yellowtrim]

no, that’s on saturdays, remember?

[𝒟𝓇. 𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @NotACivilian]

Oh? I thought it was just your Delicate soul calling for me to Analyze it.

[𝐴𝐺𝐸𝑁𝑇 𝑊𝐴𝑆𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑇𝑂𝑁. @yellowtrim]

i think you just like shining that bright light in my eyes.

[𝒟𝓇. 𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @NotACivilian]

Very much so again! I have to update the records.

[𝐴𝐺𝐸𝑁𝑇 𝑊𝐴𝑆𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑇𝑂𝑁. @yellowtrim]

again?

[𝒟𝓇. 𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @NotACivilian]

Casually appears for a yearly Psychoanalysis—

[𝐴𝐺𝐸𝑁𝑇 𝑊𝐴𝑆𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑇𝑂𝑁. @yellowtrim]

Groan.