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father, husband, professional, formed from the '80s

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@SleeperAstros @BNightengale Who's backing up the prospect wagon for Peña with a lockout looming? Worst possible timing.

[Dr. Barrett @TheCoreyBarrett]

Breaking!!!! The Houston Texans have removed the media credentials for Cody Stoots for continually engaging in egregious tweets:

"Don't pay CJ, Baker Mayfield would make you super bowl favorites"

"Fire Cole Popovich, the TE coach can replace him...His daddy was a good coach"

"Center is a hard position to learn in this offense"

Rumors are also circulating that he was a huge fan of Jared Wayne and Jake Andrews, but could not confirm at the time of this release.

[Ben Verlander @BenVerlander]

Just heartbreaking stuff for Derek

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@hulu please fix either the volume on your content or the volume on your ads. Listening to content at normal volumes results your ads coming in very hot at 30% louder. Watch Chad Powers and see what I mean. It's all of the ads in case you were going to ask.

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

Oh. Oh…… OH!

[Chandler Rome @Chandler_Rome]

Yordan Alvarez just got checked on by a trainer after taking a swing. He is remaining in the game.

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

Wowwwwww

[Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart]

Astros released RHP JP France and IF Tommy Sacco Jr. They were in Triple-A.

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@blummer27 you gotta get the powers that be to lose the promotional photo of Julia in that Sound of Music getup. I thought you guys were friends.

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@S0JTF @RollingStone This

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@Rainmaker1973 Skullmonkeys

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@RealJamesWoods The man who shot Liberty Valance

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@MLBONFOX Peak JR Richard was the best pitcher we ever had.

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@IfindRetards What up Bilbo?

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@AdamSchefter Good for 20 false starts a season

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@brianmctaggart Run-prevention coordinator?

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@SpaceCityWX @mattlanza Katy, Tx 5AM

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@astros #Relentless

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@blummer27 @RealToddKalas @SpaceCityHN Facebook reminded me today that it is the 10 year anniversary of Singleton's first MLB dinger

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@GageGoulding @CenterPoint @KPRC2 We are in the green 77450 south of I-10 off Fry Rd in Katy and many of us are still without power. According to this we were supposed to be good yesterday.