Kelsey

Trying to drink more water

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey boss can i head out early i wanna go home to do some arts and crafts

[sami @puckyabud]

@horse_feedbag LOOK AT THIS DIVA

[Kelsey @yelseylou]

Our Lyft driver is playing only Adele hits and is wearing a baseball cap that says “Lucky Me! I Only See Money :)”

That’s good luck right?

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Seasonal depression “isn’t real” until you get a warm day in February and realize you’ve been dead inside for months

[rafael @rafael_updates]

paying with a $100 bill so embarrassing!!!!! like awwww did you get that for your birthday???? yeah i did

[Holobody @holobody]

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

[Kelsey @yelseylou]

Part of my job consists of regularly turning down wedding parties who want to reserve a space during the month of October. In Salem. Because they’re getting married.. During the month of October.. In Salem….

Why

[Kelsey @yelseylou]

I am overwhelmed by my layers

[Kelsey @yelseylou]

It’s not that I hate winter, it’s that the more layers I have to wear for a long period of time, the more overstimulated I get and ITS TOO MUCH

[Kelsey @yelseylou]

@sour_susie Guinness ☹️

[Kelsey @yelseylou]

At an Irish pub in the financial district and everyone looks THE SAME help me

[Kelsey @yelseylou]

@sour_susie @dearvotion Woooooah

[Kelsey @yelseylou]

Reason #283 why I won’t be introducing children into this world

[Kelsey @yelseylou]

A real life picture of me on the phone with Medicaid for two hours going over health insurance options for my incoherent father whose current insurance is moving locations

[Kelsey @yelseylou]

Obsessed with this old couple’s costume choice. The front of his shirt says “Peter, Peter”

[Kelsey @yelseylou]

Never ever ever ever ever underestimate the power of a freshly pressed green juice

[nelson @madebynelson_]

🎃✨

[Kelsey @yelseylou]

I love twitter

[Kelsey @yelseylou]

If you didn’t listen to Stone Sour in high school I fear you may never fully understand me