The Weekdy

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[The Weekdy @yelsneHB]

How did thesauruses survive the Big Bang?

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

“Godspeed for women’s rights” - @kendricklamar

[The Weekdy @yelsneHB]

Easy… no poop
https://t.co/25aKf5cyNo

[The Weekdy @yelsneHB]

Kindness is when someone shares a meme with you and you act like you haven’t seen it before

[The Weekdy @yelsneHB]

@jtstilwell STFU!!!

[The Weekdy @yelsneHB]

Why tf is it a unicorn and not a unihorn?

[The Weekdy @yelsneHB]

I never understand why people use snap as a primary form of texting

[The Weekdy @yelsneHB]

Scientist: Using a potent fertilizer will increase your yield.
New farmer: *scratching head* I don’t know how this shit works, man.

[Habibi🌐BAIVOUGE @versosaxxl]

when u hit shuffle and it picks the exact song u had in ur head>>

[The Weekdy @yelsneHB]

Some service members aren’t proud to be serving...
They protect the perimeter, and the freedom of those that live inside of it.
Thank them by fighting for a better country than we live in, because they can’t express what their idea of that is.
We ALL deserve better.
#VeteransDay

[The Weekdy @yelsneHB]

Comedy shows are cool because you can go and you don’t have to talk to ANYBODY!
Your only job is to sit there, listen, and laugh.

[The Weekdy @yelsneHB]

Dr. Doolittle lost his job once everyone’s pets learned how to type for their Instagram accounts

[The Weekdy @yelsneHB]

I wonder how much different an elephant would look if you rubbed lotion on it every day 🤔

[The Weekdy @yelsneHB]

Santa Claus is a pedophile.
Change my mind.

[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

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[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Geeky dad-joke Alert...

QUESTION: What do you call a molecular ring of six Iron atoms?

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ANSWER: A Ferris Wheel.

[The Weekdy @yelsneHB]

Guys: FLUSH THE EFFING TOULET

[The Weekdy @yelsneHB]

Drake looked out for his fans with care package 🙌

[The Weekdy @yelsneHB]

In-N-Out review: overrated
The grilled cheese bun was a nice touch though