Hayls 🌙

Like Pingu, I am just an angry penguin 🐧

[Hayls 🌙 @yelyaH10]

Nobody could love you like my rotten bones do

[regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen]

having a period is so crazy because sometimes something like this comes out of u and u just kinda shrug your shoulders and keep going about your day

[Lauren James @forgetmenot49]

There's somethin' bout the way
The street looks when it's just rained
There's a glow off the pavement

[Hiwet ✨ @tearsricochet_1]

Taylor getting married 4th of July weekend because when she finally freed herself from British men she found a husband

[Hayls 🌙 @yelyaH10]

Code orange at TK Max! It’s summerween babes!

[🪷 @Sheksteroidszn]

My underboob sweat can restore the water ai has wasted

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

A good trick for coping with hot weather is to freeze a bottle of water and then use it to bludgeon people who get on your nerves.

[Hayls 🌙 @yelyaH10]

It’s hot, but it’s not hot as balls tonight.

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Someone said the UK heat is like the heat that comes out of the back of a bus & I’ve never heard a more accurate description

[Hayls 🌙 @yelyaH10]

We all slept downstairs last night, still fucking miserable. 🥵

[Hayls 🌙 @yelyaH10]

There’s always a fucking helicopter at night when it’s hot and the windows are open. 🖕🏻

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

A new Prime Minister won't lower your rent.

Won't make houses affordable.

Won't stop your weekly food shop feeling like a robbery.

Won't make wages keep up with inflation.

But somehow we're expected to believe everything will be different this time.

[Hayls 🌙 @yelyaH10]

Yesterday I took my 3 year old to the cinema to watch Toy Story 5. I also went to the cinema as a 3 year old to see Toy Story 2. I was nearly crying the entire time 🥹🖤

[opalitehaze$13❤️‍🔥🎐 @fate_opalite13]

No because Taylor did popularize friendship bracelets and anyone who says differently is lying

[✮ 🇲🇽 @sainzastri]

i love when taylor swift ruins sports for men. get her in an f1 teams garage next

[Hayls 🌙 @yelyaH10]

Once again have the download sads 😭
Just wanna go back 🥲

[Hayls 🌙 @yelyaH10]

My 3 year old has become so interested in my record collection, she’s come home from nursery and demanded to play a record. I pull a few out and she got so excited that I had one of the “shake it off lady”. Now we are blaring shake it off and having a party @taylorswift13 🤟🏻🥰

[bree ❀ @chappellofliv]

RIP ANTHONY HEAD
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING TELEVISION'S BEST FATHER FIGURE 😭

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

Sarah Michelle Gellar has paid a beautiful tribute to Anthony Stewart Head via instagram 🕊️

““Tell Giles I figured it out and I’m ok” Well I don’t have it figured out and I’m not ok. But I know I’m the lucky one because I knew you. Thank you to Daisy and Emily who not only shared their dad with me, but with the world”

[Seth Daniel @sethdanie1]

As a millennial:

Phone is for fun internet (shit posting)
Computer is for serious internet (booking flights)

[Hayls 🌙 @yelyaH10]

I get why Nesta was such a bitch, I only had to walk down 800steps and I was grumpy.🥲 #ACOSf #booktok