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fine girl no pimple

[mika @mikasagrada]

"Vocês se importam se a gente cancelar?"

Eu:

[QueenMother👸🏻 @QueenMother1976]

I saw a post that said:

“I think being forced to be hyper independent as a child has caused me to be irrationally angry with any adult who needs their hand held through anything they do.”

And I felt that in my soul.

[doué @tjxlamar]

leaving the cinema to be greeted by a summer night is such a top tier feeling, especially when the film was great

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Why does every day in the UK costs £60 minimum. I'm fucking fed up of it.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, legends, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

What’s so hard about putting your names on WhatsApp???? I have no clue who “~🙏”is.

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

normal people:
- sings lyrics

me:
- sings lyrics
- sings backup vocals
- sing guitar riffs
- play air drums the entire song
- head bangs

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

me in a public place analyzing everyone's behaviour

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

It sucks when a girl asks for a random toiletry and you don’t have it, like sorry I failed you…😭

[Small Waist, Pretty Face. @oddettem]

Hey ladies!!! Please don’t give us anymore advice on how to keep a man… We wanna know how to make 100k every month. Those are the secrets we wanna know!!!

[jon @jonxgenius]

You ask people to take pics of you and they will hand you back 20 pics of straight bullshit.

[mika @mikasagrada]

"você passou o dia dormindo, não vai conseguir dormir de noite"

eu de noite

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me in a public place analyzing everyone's behavior

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

I don't understand my wardrobe, it's full but | don't have clothes.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Tomorrow is Monday and everything starts again, the draining 5-day work week

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

"Are you free after work?"
me after work:

[ki snow ❄️ @kiaraimanii_esq]

I just am not a type B gyal. When things don’t go as planned, I’m pissed the hell off. I’m not a go w the flow gyal. I need STRUCTURE and efficiency

[kida @kidasnow]

looking at my bank statement after treating apple pay like a wand

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Corporate jobs need summer hours , we need to close early at 3pm so we can enjoy the day outside for our mental health.