kurt

I am the trick my mother played on the world

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

True story

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

This is enough money to cover universal free college for every US student for nearly a decade btw

[ballfartmonkey (Death To The Empire) 💗🏳️‍🌈🎧⛧ @ballfartmonkey2]

dudes will say this then bully a gay man into suicide

[alixbugbug 🐛🛸 @alixbugbug]

i like how their first instinct is "it’s fake food" and not "it’s poor quality produce that wasn’t conserved properly in the supply chain" so now instead of advocating for better food regulations they just spat out conspiracy theories online

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Unless you riot for Trump, in which case you’ll be pardoned and given slush fund money stolen from U.S. tax payers.

[goma @soigomaa]

cool, cant wait to never hear about it again

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Fun Fact: The war in Iran costs us more in one hour than this program costs in a year.

[z @z4pych4n]

white people be like steely dan helped me through a really dark time in my life

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

Grocery shopping is so scary …… there are items that cost 6.99 that have never been 6.99 before

[chairman biden @chairmanbiden74]

happy pride

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

The American “criminal justice” system in a nutshell:

[kurt @yenvx2]

@JJT_007 @HVNYrefugee Imagine thinking that saying mean words is less patriotic than literally taking up arms against the United States

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

America should have a universal job guarantee. We have so much work to do as a country. We should have centers that I can show up to at 7am with my ID and get assigned work for the day. Trash clean up, food pantry distribution I mean the possibilities are endless

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

It's all his fault

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

in america they destroy them to keep the prices high

[sean @_sn_n]

life before MAGA

[Matt W @bigredmatt1011]

The US has millions of square feet of empty factories and warehouses. Why aren’t the data centers real estate developers looking at using already zoned industrial areas in places like Detroit or other rust belt cities with vacant industrial spaces?